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AWESOME joke mate,i think you deserve to be in the Comedy Circus show,really man i appreciate your sense of humorCorrection shell shocked after 1962
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AWESOME joke mate,i think you deserve to be in the Comedy Circus show,really man i appreciate your sense of humorCorrection shell shocked after 1962
Correction shell shocked after 1962
Shell shocked after the Ladakh debacle.
Concerned at how it would be perceived by Beijing, India last month suddenly withdrew from the planning of a naval exercise with the US and Japanese navies off the US Pacific island of Guam.
Instead, India will stick to geopolitically less sensitive separate naval manoeuvres with the US and Japan.
US and Japanese naval officials visited India last month to discuss coordination for the trilateral exercise.
The Indian defence ministry first indicated a preference for holding the exercise off the coast of the Japanese island of Okinawa.
Then it took the view that war games should be kept to the bilateral level for the time being in deference to Chinese sensibilities. The ministry then withdrew from the discussion altogether.
"Bizarrely, the US and Japan discussed a naval exercise on Indian soil that India was boycotting," said a US defence consultant.
Beijing claims multilateral naval exercises between India, the US and Japan are aimed at containing its influence and has publicly warned all the governments against joining such exercises.
Australia's withdrawal from the Quad after 2007 was a fallout of these protests.
The US and Japan had hoped to give the Malabar label to the Guam exercises, echoing the 2009 Malabar naval actions.
Tokyo saw this as paving the way to recreating the so-called "Quad" naval exercise of 2007 which saw five navies participate.
Australia last year indicated its interest in rejoining. Indian officials say that they are only interested in bilateral naval exercises and that Malabar should be confined to exercises with the US in the Indian Ocean.
This year's Malabar exercise, if held at all, will be a bare bones Indo-US affair in the Arabian Sea later in November. Officials say even this may not happen as both governments keep pushing the date back.
"The dates of Malabar are still to be finalised and depends on the commitments of the Fifth Fleet's engagement in the Gulf," said an Indian Navy official.
The Indian withdrawal from the trilateral exercise occurred before the Chinese border intrusion in eastern Ladakh.
Fearing China, India pulls out of war games with US, Japan - Hindustan Times
China's really looking at aggressive military policy against India . Seems the Gov is cowed by mighty China. But in a practical question , what options does India have . Gov. change ? Foreign policy change ? Change in RoE ? Be more staunch and aggresive itself in its Military approach ? Strengthen Indo-US ties ? Keep backing away ?
Everyone are talking about spineless govt. But nobody noticed the fact, that China agreed to pull off from Ladakh, the day after MMS increased his stay in Japan by a day, without any official engagements. It rang alarm bell in China, and next day we saw the result.
India too plays diplomacy cunningly.
There was no need to pull out of this exercise to placate the Chinese.
India is a toothless ''tiger''
Ak antony: We will go ahead with the war games with US and japan.
Call from PM sing: hello, just now Mr. Xi Xing Ping called me and told me that china may not be able to provide spares, parts & equipment for our 100% indigenous DRDO products. I begged him to release the fire proof bricks for our indigenous Air craft carrier , but he said that is also not possible.
Ak Antony: Ehhh....really what will happen now. Even for the exercise we would need Made in china parts, ammunition, bullets, electronics etc.
PM sing: Don't tell me. I even called Modi to get some advice but he fainted hearing the name of chinese premier Xing ping.
Ak Antony: May be we have to give up on the exercise. It was a provocative move anyway inline with our traditional chanakyan ideology of ''screw the neighbor'' doctrine.
PM sing: U are right. It would have been a humiliation in front of the JSDN and USN any way when they would have seen our hyped up super duper Naval power. Best is to take an face saving amicable leave.
AK Antony: Ok I will now call the Japanese premier and let him know about our decision.
Just then incoming call from Japanese PM Abe: Hello, mr Antony well...eh ... what to say. Our naval officers want to shift the the proposed exercise due to technical difficulties arising suddenly.
Ak antony: No problemo, I also wanted to tell U the same thing just now. Good that U called. We can go for the exercise in an amicable time.
AK antony and PM sing huffs as a sign of relief.
Japanese PM after getting off the phone: What the hell were U thinking Mr. Obama (obama sitting next to him). I don't want my naval soldiers to learn how to run away seeing chinese troops. What could possibly we have learned from exercising with bollywood kids. Japan is still the legacy of samurai worriers not headless chickens.
Obama: Well U have a point, but U see Indians live in a delusion of being a hyper power and in trying to take india in my Asian pivot scheme, I wanted to test them. Seem they chickened out. It was expected though.
Japanese PM: U know these exercises are just show and ultimately we both have to accede to china's legitimate security and territorial concerns.
Obama: well we both have something to show our electorate back home. Some sabre rattling and show off is not a bad idea. Chinese understand this and so do we.
Japanese PM: I agree but then again don't call navies from whom the only thing we can learn is how to run with tail between our legs.
Obama: Well this is a good experience.
Meanwhile Modi is still sleeping and shivering for some reason.