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Excuses vs Reality – 8 Genius Ways Pakistanis Dodge Their Troubles
There are some talents Pakistanis are born with; giving crazy excuses to problems is one of them. Pakistanis have a way of delivering the finest excuses and making them believable to dodge any sort of trouble or problem!
Here’s a list of some genius excuses to get you out of trouble.
1. When you’re late for work and the boss asks you.. “What happened? Why are you late?”
dailymail flickr
And the most common excuse, Pakistanis love the most – “my car’s tyre was punctured and it took me a while to fix it”
2. When you come home late at night and mom asks you.. “Why weren’t you answering your phone? Where were you?”
dailymotion bolee
And you reply with: “Ammi dost ke ghar combine-study keraha tha isliye phone per dehaan nahi diya..”
3. When dad gives you some work to do which you forget and asks you “How did you not do what I asked you to?”
tribune pakwheels
And the best excuse is: “Abbu woh traffic police wale ne rokk diya tha aur tung keraha tha!”
4. When you come home smelling of cigarette smoke and your parents ask you.. “Have you been smoking?!?”
theguardian thenews
And all you can say is: “Smoking? Main? Khuda ko maanen yaar, traffic mein itna dhuaan tha uski smell hogi!”
5. When your friend asks you to do something for him and you forget and he asks you, “Woh kaam kyun nahi kiya jo maine bola tha?”
wikipedia chattk
And the best excuse is: “Jaani bhai kaam keraha tha bohot busy tha.. isliye nahi ker paya kaam yaar sorry!”
6. When you spend the money mom gave you to bring something. “Where is the money I gave you? What happened to it?”
articlesweb beingpakistani
And the most reasonable excuse is: “Yaar ammi woh paise girr gaye mujhse kahin..”
7. When you get a low score in your exams and your parents ask you – “Why did you not study for the exam?”
ayblog
All you can say then is: “Ammi maine parhai ki thi.. aap bhi toh room mein aateen thi har waqt book le ke baitha hota tha!”
8. When you miss a friend’s birthday/engagement/marriage and he asks you – “Why didn’t you show up on my special day?”
wikipedia express
And the best excuse to give is: “Yaar meri job bohot mushkil hai koi flexibility hi nahi, sorry yaar!”
So.. are you guilty of using any of these excuses?
There are some talents Pakistanis are born with; giving crazy excuses to problems is one of them. Pakistanis have a way of delivering the finest excuses and making them believable to dodge any sort of trouble or problem!
Here’s a list of some genius excuses to get you out of trouble.
1. When you’re late for work and the boss asks you.. “What happened? Why are you late?”
dailymail flickr
And the most common excuse, Pakistanis love the most – “my car’s tyre was punctured and it took me a while to fix it”
2. When you come home late at night and mom asks you.. “Why weren’t you answering your phone? Where were you?”
dailymotion bolee
And you reply with: “Ammi dost ke ghar combine-study keraha tha isliye phone per dehaan nahi diya..”
3. When dad gives you some work to do which you forget and asks you “How did you not do what I asked you to?”
tribune pakwheels
And the best excuse is: “Abbu woh traffic police wale ne rokk diya tha aur tung keraha tha!”
4. When you come home smelling of cigarette smoke and your parents ask you.. “Have you been smoking?!?”
theguardian thenews
And all you can say is: “Smoking? Main? Khuda ko maanen yaar, traffic mein itna dhuaan tha uski smell hogi!”
5. When your friend asks you to do something for him and you forget and he asks you, “Woh kaam kyun nahi kiya jo maine bola tha?”
wikipedia chattk
And the best excuse is: “Jaani bhai kaam keraha tha bohot busy tha.. isliye nahi ker paya kaam yaar sorry!”
6. When you spend the money mom gave you to bring something. “Where is the money I gave you? What happened to it?”
articlesweb beingpakistani
And the most reasonable excuse is: “Yaar ammi woh paise girr gaye mujhse kahin..”
7. When you get a low score in your exams and your parents ask you – “Why did you not study for the exam?”
ayblog
All you can say then is: “Ammi maine parhai ki thi.. aap bhi toh room mein aateen thi har waqt book le ke baitha hota tha!”
8. When you miss a friend’s birthday/engagement/marriage and he asks you – “Why didn’t you show up on my special day?”
wikipedia express
And the best excuse to give is: “Yaar meri job bohot mushkil hai koi flexibility hi nahi, sorry yaar!”
So.. are you guilty of using any of these excuses?
