You know you are in France when...

[Vergennes]

You see cops on roller blades.

People are taking their aperitif in the subway..

Signs warning you of spilled grape juice..

Because of angry protesters throwing wine on the streets...

Or letting pigs into shops when they are really angry !

In a marathon you are offered wine instead of water !

People love so much the baguette that they are ready to wait in long queues for it!

If your Boulangerie is closed,but you would kill for a Baguette,you can find it in a self-service machine !

You are in the right country. ;-)

@waz @Kaptaan @Zibago @Technogaianist @Taygibay

 

[Desertfalcon]

Or when you are American...

 

[Vergennes]

Or when you are American...

There was one in my parent's house,didn't know what it was,what was the purpose of it and how to use it.
Never tried to figure out either.

 

[Path-Finder]

When I go to France I disrupt the peace in french villages

 

[Viking 63]

Funny country !!

 

[YeBeWarned]

Can i roll with those Cops ? they look so cool i hope they are friendly too

 

[Zibago]

You see cops on roller blades.

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People are taking their aperitif in the subway..

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Signs warning you of spilled grape juice..

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Because of angry protesters throwing wine on the streets...

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Or letting pigs into shops when they are really angry !

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In a marathon you are offered wine instead of water !

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People love so much the baguette that they are ready to wait in long queues for it!

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If your Boulangerie is closed,but you would kill for a Baguette,you can find it in a self-service machine !

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You are in the right country. ;-)

@waz @Kaptaan @Zibago @Technogaianist @Taygibay

Wouldnt drinking during a marathon make you slow?

Lol at the love of baguette

 

[mb444]

it is also full of racists...

 

[Śakra]

Or when you see guys with this facial accessory

 

[waz]

There was one in my parent's house,didn't know what it was,what was the purpose of it and how to use it.
Never tried to figure out either.

My friend it is a bidet, and it's a French invention. One of a great many good traits the French have is total body cleansing. Dry wiping should't be happening now

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

My friend it is a bidet, and it's a French invention. One of a great many good traits the French have is total body cleansing. Dry wiping should't be happening now

Of course the Japanese took this to the next level.

 

[raihans]

interesting as always, need to visit some day

 

[WAJsal]

You see cops on roller blades.

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People are taking their aperitif in the subway..

View attachment 357455

Signs warning you of spilled grape juice..

View attachment 357459

Because of angry protesters throwing wine on the streets...

View attachment 357458


Or letting pigs into shops when they are really angry !

View attachment 357456

In a marathon you are offered wine instead of water !

View attachment 357457

People love so much the baguette that they are ready to wait in long queues for it!

View attachment 357462

If your Boulangerie is closed,but you would kill for a Baguette,you can find it in a self-service machine !

View attachment 357461

You are in the right country. ;-)

@waz @Kaptaan @Zibago @Technogaianist @Taygibay

Seems like you guys love your wine.

 

[Fenrir]

Seems like you guys love your wine.

France seems like the perfect country for me. Beautiful countryside, great food, lots of wine...

What? No I don't have a drinking problem.

My friend it is a bidet.

Are they common in the UK, waz? They're very uncommon here in Norge.

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

France seems like the perfect country for me. Beautiful countryside, great food, lots of wine...

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Oh wow that would make a great Christmas Gift...where can I get one (I mean the glass silly)