What's new

Why i'm leaving PDP ( Pakistan Defence Party )

:o::tsk:

Well now that el sidd and paksword have not only abandoned the party but also have left the country wo bhi raat ki tareeki mein to party ko bhikherne se bachane ke lye party ke members ne faisla kya hai ke mjhe means "The Sandman" ko party ka president bnaya jata hai :coffee: party ki bagh dor ab mere hath mein hain :drag: and yes you will get paid IRA and i also request you to become my advisor sbhi naraz sathi jo chale gye the unse darkhwast hai ke wo apna decision ko re consider krein
@Hell hound @Zibago

Hello sir.

I've seen your previous profile pictures, and they've contained the likes of Rommel and a Wehrmacht troop wielding an MP-40 if memory serves correctly.

I do believe, given your fascination with Nazi Germany, you would feel right at home in the Pakistani Nationalist Socialist Party.

Please, do join us. You would be a great addition to the team.

This is what this party needed .......... you are the man, you are the most apt person to hold the control of this party. Your vision and mission no match sir no match ....... you are capable, strong, charismatic I am sure this party will see its rise under your command. You have my full confidence and support. Which one you think we should buy first?

No tax deductions from my payments? Gross those up for tax deductions.

Ditch PDP, join Pakistan Nationalist Socialist Party instead.

Pakistan uber alles.
 
.
This is what this party needed .......... you are the man, you are the most apt person to hold the control of this party. Your vision and mission no match sir no match ....... you are capable, strong, charismatic I am sure this party will see its rise under your command. You have my full confidence and support.
You you're a very very good person my best man in the party.
No tax deductions from my payments? Gross those up for tax deductions.
Pfft of course no tax deductions for your payments!

Hello sir.

I've seen your previous profile pictures, and they've contained the likes of Rommel and a Wehrmacht troop wielding an MP-40 if memory serves correctly.

I do believe, given your fascination with Nazi Germany, you would feel right at home in the Pakistani Nationalist Socialist Party.

Please, do join us. You would be a great addition to the team.
For that you actually need a visionary leader like Adolf Hitler who have enough balls to stand against internal and external enemies like he did who will be a genius in creating foreign policy and will make PA and PAF strongest and most technologically advanced in the world and the most imp thing you need the most badass salute, flag and uniforms. ;)
 
.
You you're a very very good person my best man in the party.

Pfft of course no tax deductions for your payments!


See Mr Chairman you are a born chairman material ............... You have this God gifted talent, the youth will blindly follow your ambitions, the old will praise your courage. You can fill their eyes with sand and make them see the most beautiful dreams. So when do we start ........

I will appreciate if you could direct your accountants to process my payments without further delays and unnecessary queries, Ap ki aur hamari to bahio wali bat hy, ghar ka maumla hy .......


Ditch PDP, join Pakistan Nationalist Socialist Party instead.

I am loyal to one and only one party sir ........... the name of the party doesn't matter .....
 
.
For that you actually need a visionary leader like Adolf Hitler who have enough balls to stand against internal and external enemies like he did who will be a genius in creating foreign policy and will make PA and PAF strongest and most technologically advanced in the world.

You'll find me and @Areesh are very capable visionary's, and if we get @Kaptaan on board we will have a think tank within our party.

We will build up our military heavily, do not worry about it. I cannot guarantee most powerful in the world anytime soon, but our party can pave the way for such developments to become possible.

We shall also improve the quality of life for our citizens with a much more effective tax collection system (the punishments for tax evasion will become much more severe), and we shall conquer large amounts of land in order to gain more natural resources as well as slave labour.

Our party is destined for greatness, join us and abandon the sinking ship that is PDP.

I am loyal to one and only one party sir ........... the name of the party doesn't matter .....

Then be loyal to the party which is loyal to Pakistan, be loyal to Pakistan Nationalist Socialist Party.

We can also give you whatever position you desire (except for leader cause that's my job).
 
.
Then be loyal to the party which is loyal to Pakistan, be loyal to Pakistan Nationalist Socialist Party.

We can also give you whatever position you desire (except for leader cause that's my job).


I am interested in what you are selling but I have yet to see what you are selling ..... what's the financial standing of your party?
 
.
Qadianis lol.



First, we must build up our military over a few years just like Nazi Germany did.

Next, we must expand into the much weaker countries of Afghanistan and the neighbouring central asian nations whilst retaining a defensive posture on other borders whilst simultaneously egging on China and Hindustan, and creating tensions between the two.

After we have conquered most of central asia and Afghanistan, we will expand into Iran and take large chunks of territory there whilst continuing the attempt to drive Hindustan and China to war.

Eventually, we will some way or another manage to provoke a full scale war between China and Hindustan which will cause large destruction from nuclear war.

Then, we can push into Hindustan and claim Kashmir and other lands across the border which are unlikely to have been nuked, whilst doing the same for China.

Finally, we can then rest on the top of our might empire!

(All hypothetical of course I'm not an actual Nazi).



Bro let's do it. We can be the Pakistani Nationalist Socialist Party. I invite @PAKISTANFOREVER and @Kaptaan to join too (kinda suggested the idea earlier to them earlier in another thread).

Here's our flag:

latest


(Kaptaan and PAKISTANFOREVER might have notices I changed it a little).

We need to discuss racial hierarchy. My proposition is that any ethnic group within Pakistan is automatically okay, but the real super humans would be the Sindhis and the Punjabis (cause those two provinces are easily the most successful and important both today and throughout historically). Sub-humans would be anyone who isn't Muslim and the disabled. Non Muslims would have to live in special non Muslims designated area's and wouldn't be allowed to intermingle with the rest of society. Disabled people would experience the same as non Muslims, and will be sterilised. Qadianis, as people who claim to be Muslims when they are really not, would be given the final solution (concentration camps). Same for homosexuals, transgender people, obese people and anyone who shows an inkling of resistance to our party.

We will govern by Sharia law and enforce a state version of Islam, similar to the Deobandi type of Islam for the most part and we will slowly, slowly purge the country of all religious influence which isn't inclined with our state adopted version of Islam.

(Good God I've thought this through a little too much).



No no no, we will have designated gas chambers for this purpose.

We will only put you there if you are a Qadiani, a homosexual, a transgender, obese or oppose our party.



Aww no love for me?



:rofl:

Ah well, now I know the first guy to be put in the camps once we take control.

Pakistan uber alles.



Plz don't stop rofl
Why make India and China fight when you will be strong enough to take on both? Like Germany too hers?

why cant we just agree to wait and see.
I agree with your genocide part. That send more and more likely.
 
.
See Mr Chairman you are a born chairman material ............... You have this God gifted talent, the youth will blindly follow your ambitions, the old will praise your courage. You can fill their eyes with sand and make them see the most beautiful dreams. So when do we start ........

I will appreciate if you could direct your accountants to process my payments without further delays and unnecessary queries, Ap ki aur hamari to bahio wali bat hy, ghar ka maumla hy .......
Mjhe andar se feeling aati thi ke i can be a great leader (°ロ°)☝ you will stay with me you tell truth!
oh yes you will receive your payment in few hours with bonus consider it a gift from me
You'll find me and @Areesh are very capable visionary's, and if we get @Kaptaan on board we will have a think tank within our party.

We will build up our military heavily, do not worry about it. I cannot guarantee most powerful in the world anytime soon, but our party can pave the way for such developments to become possible.

We shall also improve the quality of life for our citizens with a much more effective tax collection system (the punishments for tax evasion will become much more severe), and we shall conquer large amounts of land in order to gain more natural resources as well as slave labour.

Our party is destined for greatness, join us and abandon the sinking ship that is PDP.
IRA will stay with me and as long as i am here PDP won't go down!! :toast_sign:
 
.
Mjhe andar se feeling aati thi ke i can be a great leader (°ロ°)☝ you will stay with me you tell truth!
oh yes you will receive your payment in few hours with bonus consider it a gift from me

Kamal karty hain Mr. Chairman aap b ............ don't worry you are the Chairman, you are destined to take this party to new heights. The fate has opened new doors to this party ......... lets get rolling.

Aap PDP may ja kay ilaan karo ........... you have my vote of confidence ...... meanwhile let us see if we can buy the opposition or somehow blackmail them.
 
. . .
IRA will stay with me and as long as i am here PDP won't go down!! :toast_sign:

Another one to go in the camps then...

Why make India and China fight when you will be strong enough to take on both? Like Germany too hers?

Because I like my jokes to be semi-realistic.

I am interested in what you are selling but I have yet to see what you are selling ..... what's the financial standing of your party?

We are a party for the people, but we do have a fair sum of money up our sleeve and will collect more through raids on trading caravans and the like across Hindustan.
 
.
We are a party for the people, but we do have a fair sum of money up our sleeve and will collect more through raids on trading caravans and the like across Hindustan.

I feel insecure (financially) with Robin Hood type people.
 
.
I knew this would happen one day i told @El Sidd to don't abandon the party but nope he didn't listened :tsk: now what will happen to us? :( @Hell hound @I.R.A kher ye btao bhai akhri msg kb aya?
jahan tak meri choti chiriya bata rahi hay @PakSword nay kabhi koi gnada msg kia hi nahi........woh direct hi phone call kar kay gandi baat kia kartey thay:D so us cheez ko prove karney kay laye koi record nahi hay @Cringe kay pass:disagree:

:o::tsk:

Well now that el sidd and paksword have not only abandoned the party but also have left the country wo bhi raat ki tareeki mein to party ko bhikherne se bachane ke lye party ke members ne faisla kya hai ke mjhe means "The Sandman" ko party ka president bnaya jata hai :coffee: party ki bagh dor ab mere hath mein hain :drag: and yes you will get paid IRA and i also request you to become my advisor sbhi naraz sathi jo chale gye the unse darkhwast hai ke wo apna decision ko re consider krein
@Hell hound @Zibago
sorry bro but i have already pledge my fealty to amir ul momineen @Starlord .
 
Last edited:
. .
@Zibago aur @Hell hound pay blasphemy ka case dalna hy
shiekh @Zibago bhai dekh hameray khilaf sazish aja chalian amir ul momineen @Starlord kay pass wahan wazaratien bhi achi mil rahi hay or amir ul momineen ka title honey ki wajha say blasphemy kay case say bhi bach jain gay.

@Zibago aur @Hell hound pay blasphemy ka case dalna hy

@Arsalan bus kissi tarah bhabi kay kaan tak baat ponchany ka zariah mil jy baki dekh lain gay in ko b......

@PakSword to waisay he ragra gya ...........

@El Sidd pay incitement to violence ka case daly gay.
@The Sandman yad rakhna yeah adviser hi tumhay lay dobey ga
 
.

Latest posts

Back
Top Bottom