Yes.... I HATE Diwali!!!
The statement seems pretty harsh, doesn’t it??? You are not the first one…..
A day after Diwali, I had gone to meet up with a friend who had come home for Diwali vacation and ended up having a heated argument with him about the above statement… Yes, the statement does seem a bit exaggerated and too strong, but I do not know how else can I put it for you to appreciate the magnitude of my disgust towards Diwali….
Well, when I came back home, pissed off, I switched on the PC and started visiting random blogs and I thought of writing one just to express my views about Diwali… so here it is…..
This is all my frustration, everything I feel…
The main reason I seriously dislike Diwali is because, on this day, India shows the world how careless and apathetic they still are about the environment and the world. The earth as we know it, is dying every single day and on Diwali, we show it a shortcut to its grave…
Every year on Diwali, 20% out of the 1.1 billion people in India burst fire crackers… and those 20% people burst 1.1 billion crackers compensating for those who don’t burst any at all… These fireworks mainly consist of “things” which explode when lit producing an ear-splitting sound, which is not at all pleasing to any sane human being. By bursting all these crackers, not only those one increase things like pollution, global warming etc. but also child labor and all kinds of other stuff you will find on any encyclopedia, so I won’t bore you with all that here…
My point is, till date, I have not understood the point of bursting those exploding things….. or bombs (the impressive name given to it). What kind of pleasure does one obtain by lighting a spark on an object and see it explode with the most irritating kind of noise one can imagine… kya mazza aata hai, ek awaaz sun ne mein???….. dude, if you appreciate that sound so much, download it from the internet… put it on your ipod and listen to it all day long until your ears burst…
Here, I will even give you the link –
http://annoyingnoises.net/.
Why irritate others??
If you are that attracted by the colourful sparks, go to youtube, find your favorite video and watch it till you get tired…
Ok fine, I am ready to suffer in silence for a day, or should I say 2 days before and after the festival… but why have fun at the cost of others and the environment man…not cool at all…. it is so difficult to breathe almost for a week after the festival… I mean, are all other means of fun and recreation in this world finished, that we have to resort to these….. Is there no other way left in which you can enjoy this festival….
Around four or five years back, I had visited Punjab during the Diwali period. A few days after Diwali, I had to attend a wedding. Over there I met a guy, about my age, and started talking to him… few minutes into the conversation he says, ” I bought Diwali crackers worth 4000 bucks this year. How much did you spend?”. I was so amused… I mean.. what should I tell this guy….. how do I explain to him that, you just burnt up 4000 bucks… I mean…. what kind of retard are you…
My point is, “spending” money on diwali crackers can be used as a perfect metaphor for putting your money on fire… or a more general version, throwing your money down the drain…
If I actually argue in person…. and I have… I have got some of the stupidest repartee s… if you are that environment conscious, stop watching TV, don’t travel by car at all….. if you value money this much, stop buying clothes at all, roam around naked…. I won’t even bother commenting on such nonsense….
Here are some other ways in which you can spend your Diwali money,
1. Go to an expensive place for dinner with your family or friends, a place you usually won’t go to.
2. Buy yourself something nice… it could be anything… clothes, a gadget… anything that lasts more than those crackers…
3. Exchange gifts with your dear ones… (something like Christmas)
4. Give it away to charity… there is no greater pleasure…
5. Just for the heck of it, spend a teeny-tiny amount on crackers… the ones that produce colourful sparks, for the kids…
I am not an atheist, but I have never believed in the Ramayana(or the Mahabharata). They are epics, fables, stories etc. But as far as I know, when Lord Rama returned to Ayodhya after his exile, people made the city beautiful by lighting diyas and candles in celebration. That is the true essence of Diwali… Crackers did not exist then and I can bet you anything Lord Rama did not make his people promise that when chemicals are invented and exothermic reactions are discovered… use them for celebrating this day in that particular fashion…
Diwali is like Christmas to Indians. You see the entire city lit up, everybody is happy… houses are renovated, people buy new clothes, exchange sweets… Its an amazing season… why ruin it???
Here are various ways in which you could spend your diwali,
1. Big Dinner, as I mentioned above…..
2. Do the traditional stuff like lighting lamps and making rangolis…. that in its true nature is DIWALI….
3. Visit a nearby temple and light diyas there. I don’t know about temples, but in Gurudwaras…. people light candles and diyas ALL OVER the place… and I mean ALL OVER….. and it looks so beautiful, I can stand there for hours together and never get bored….
4. Gather your family and close friends and do anything…. ANYTHING… go crazy if you have to….
5. Volunteer at an orphanage or an old-age home and make them feel wanted….
6. Go for a loooooong drive with your near and dear ones….
7. Go for a holiday to a nearby holiday spot or something…..
All I mean to say is, there a cost-free million ways to enjoy life and this beautiful world…. why do something that IS costly……
And I shall conclude by contradicting by first statement that I do not hate Diwali…. I just feel that these days, it is losing its true meaning… festivals are supposed to be great noteworthy dates in the mythologies we believe in… not those which shall be marked later as those responsible for destruction of this world….. this world is a beautiful and a precious place…. enjoy it peacefully….. \m/