Who would u choose

[Spectre]

Then the world would be in trouble. A huge revolving globe would dragged into my office .....

Pshh!! Details, Every evil tyrant needs minions - worry about that.

 

[Maira La]

Thanks for choosing me but trust me I am the wrong, wrong guy. I am a born tyrant and you know what happens if such a pesonality profile gets into power? Concentration camps that Hitler would turn over in his grave with jealousy. Gulag Camps bigger than Stalin could dream of. By the time I would finish Pakistan's per capita would have gone fives times up because the population would have gone down by five times after I clean the place.

All citizens would carry around small notebook in their pockets. It would be full of "do and don'ts". To give you glimpse of the dystopian Pakistan I would end presiding over.

* No public spitting.
* No mullahs, 100% education.
* 50% females in all jobs including police.
* 2.5 children in every family ( I know I hear you say how would that work? Simple, person born even year allowed two kids, odd year 3 kids ).
* Every citizen ( male or female ) drafted into military service for 18 months public service. Clean streets, build sanitation etc.
* Anybody found littering shot on site.
* Every day at noon national anthem sung by all citizens with Pak flags hanging everywhere.
* Every morning at 7 am everybody required to walk 2 miles under 30 minutes. Medical exclusions for disable or ill people. Age 50 plus 45 minutes, age 60 plus 45 mintues.
* Everybody has to have small garden outside. Plant flowers etc.
* Every house owner must make sure anything outside his house is kept tidy.
* No marriage allowed with cousins for the health of the nation and future generations.
* All surnames made illegal. A list of 400 surnames drawn from which everybody makes a selection. These names do not display ethnic group, bradtheri, tribal, religious affiliation.
* The national memorial in Islamabad is knocked down on account of being ugly. Instead the largest bronze statue of Atanz at 500 feet is erected.
* Cricket is banned. Anybody caught playing that waste of time is shot.
* In every area football, rugby, boxing, karate, athletic clubs are set. Both male and female are required to join their respective area club. Aim is next Olympics Pakistan had better get bronze at least in athletics, boxing, sprint, swimming, boxing.
* Declaration made to the world. Pakistan came about 7,000 years ago when forefather of the nation set up a republic called Harappa. All children are taught Pakistan gave the world civilization. The world was junglees and it was we who made them humans.
* The name of the country is changed to Harappa. The ugly green in the flag is dropped. Pakistan is the second most gawdy ( Indians being first ) in the world so why do we have such a low tone flag for? Ever been to France? The entire country is coloured soft pastel hues but have you seen their flag? A joyous screaming bundle of primary colours. Ever been to Pakistan? You dare not open your eyes. Every corner and your eyes are bombarded by colour. Ever seen our flag? It is only good for camouflage.
* All gawdy colours are banned. Any vendors selling primary paint gets 5 years in prison.

Primary colours
* Equality law passed. Every body fitting within the meaning of human being ( sorry mullahs excluded ) are equal no if's or but's.
* Affirmative action. 50% of females by law within five years in judiciary, all government departments and every arena of state with some minor exclusions namely military fighting arms.
* Every child at school between 4 and 16. After school 16 two streams. One into academic future. Other into vocationa training for 2 years folowed by 18 months conscription service in military for both male and female.
* Every child given hearty breakfast with milk followed by proper lunch. Diet prepard by dieticians. The mothers in the area cook the food. Product are supplied by local farmers.
* All medical graduates are required to sign five year public service agreement. Once they qualify they must for for state health care system wherever they are sent.
* Pakistan Navy reduced 50%. Pakistan Army cut by half. The other half goes into Internal security Force like Gendarmee or Turkish Jandarma. They patrol every corner of country to establish law and order.
* Defence policy is laid out to Indian's as. "Hungry, starving?" "Want some nuclear kebab"?

Now please vote for your friendly tyrant ..... Me

@Akheilos Now this is what I call a manifesto! Though it seems uncle is having a bad day - with this manifesto implemented, the remaining one-fifth of Pakistan's population will shift to Bangladesh!

 

[Shamain]

WTF...... even rigging started here. @WebMaster , @Oscar. @Atanz . Look the post


Rigging Wo b

No riggging.

I hadnt addee pol before so these ppl hadsaid syedali,so when iadded poll iwas asking them to vote

 

[Dubious]

you do realize in Europe that is a rude gesture!

@Akheilos Now this is what I call a manifesto! Though it seems uncle is having a bad day - with this manifesto implemented, the remaining one-fifth of Pakistan's population will shift to Bangladesh!

Ahh you want to hear mine out? I have already stated it in bits all over the forum

 

[Indus Pakistan]

you do realize in Europe that is a rude gesture!


Ahh you want to hear mine out? I have already stated it in bits all over the forum

I know. Tyrants don't worry about what the world thinks let alone Europe ....

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

No riggging.

I hadnt addee pol before so these ppl hadsaid syedali,so when iadded poll iwas asking them to vote

No, this is clear rigging. You said give vote to him.

 

[Maira La]

Ahh you want to hear mine out? I have already stated it in bits all over the forum

No, its okay, after reading Atanz's manifesto, I'm already missing your "zi chittar" motto.

 

[Shamain]

OMGGGGGGGGG!!!

WAITTTTTT EVERYONEEEEEEE!!!!!

WHO WILLLL VOTE FOR ME!!!!!
MUJHAY KHAYAL HEE NAHI AYA APNA.
Omg the humble meeee.

Batain batain who will pick me

*shamain does bobblehead shake in anticipation somene will take my name

Itnee dair baad mujhay khayal aya

@JonAsad apko zarvan hee mila tha vote karnay ko

 

[Hell hound]

Thanks for choosing me but trust me I am the wrong, wrong guy. I am a born tyrant and you know what happens if such a pesonality profile gets into power? Concentration camps that Hitler would turn over in his grave with jealousy. Gulag Camps bigger than Stalin could dream of. By the time I would finish Pakistan's per capita would have gone fives times up because the population would have gone down by five times after I clean the place.

All citizens would carry around small notebook in their pockets. It would be full of "do and don'ts". To give you glimpse of the dystopian Pakistan I would end presiding over.

* No public spitting.
* No mullahs, 100% education.
* 50% females in all jobs including police.
* 2.5 children in every family ( I know I hear you say how would that work? Simple, person born even year allowed two kids, odd year 3 kids ).
* Every citizen ( male or female ) drafted into military service for 18 months public service. Clean streets, build sanitation etc.
* Anybody found littering shot on site.
* Every day at noon national anthem sung by all citizens with Pak flags hanging everywhere.
* Every morning at 7 am everybody required to walk 2 miles under 30 minutes. Medical exclusions for disable or ill people. Age 50 plus 45 minutes, age 60 plus 45 mintues.
* Everybody has to have small garden outside. Plant flowers etc.
* Every house owner must make sure anything outside his house is kept tidy.
* No marriage allowed with cousins for the health of the nation and future generations.
* All surnames made illegal. A list of 400 surnames drawn from which everybody makes a selection. These names do not display ethnic group, bradtheri, tribal, religious affiliation.
* The national memorial in Islamabad is knocked down on account of being ugly. Instead the largest bronze statue of Atanz at 500 feet is erected.
* Cricket is banned. Anybody caught playing that waste of time is shot.
* In every area football, rugby, boxing, karate, athletic clubs are set. Both male and female are required to join their respective area club. Aim is next Olympics Pakistan had better get bronze at least in athletics, boxing, sprint, swimming, boxing.
* Declaration made to the world. Pakistan came about 7,000 years ago when forefather of the nation set up a republic called Harappa. All children are taught Pakistan gave the world civilization. The world was junglees and it was we who made them humans.
* The name of the country is changed to Harappa. The ugly green in the flag is dropped. Pakistan is the second most gawdy ( Indians being first ) in the world so why do we have such a low tone flag for? Ever been to France? The entire country is coloured soft pastel hues but have you seen their flag? A joyous screaming bundle of primary colours. Ever been to Pakistan? You dare not open your eyes. Every corner and your eyes are bombarded by colour. Ever seen our flag? It is only good for camouflage.
* All gawdy colours are banned. Any vendors selling primary paint gets 5 years in prison.

Primary colours

* Equality law passed. Every body fitting within the meaning of human being ( sorry mullahs excluded ) are equal no if's or but's.
* Affirmative action. 50% of females by law within five years in judiciary, all government departments and every arena of state with some minor exclusions namely military fighting arms.
* Every child at school between 4 and 16. After school 16 two streams. One into academic future. Other into vocationa training for 2 years folowed by 18 months conscription service in military for both male and female.
* Every child given hearty breakfast with milk followed by proper lunch. Diet prepard by dieticians. The mothers in the area cook the food. Product are supplied by local farmers.
* All medical graduates are required to sign five year public service agreement. Once they qualify they must for for state health care system wherever they are sent.
* Pakistan Navy reduced 50%. Pakistan Army cut by half. The other half goes into Internal security Force like Gendarmee or Turkish Jandarma. They patrol every corner of country to establish law and order.
* Defence policy is laid out to Indian's as. "Hungry, starving?" "Want some nuclear kebab"?

Now please vote for your friendly tyrant ..... Me

right now pakistan need someone like you but after you have reformed pakistan you will be assassinated by unkown powers and will be declared saheed e millat you will live in everyone's heart forever(or most probably forgotten after 10 years) but before dying you will know in your heart that you have done something great for pakistan.After your death people will criticize you while enjoying the benefit of your policies because this is the Pakistani awam

 

[Shamain]

No, this is clear rigging. You said give vote to him.

No seriously it wasnt rigging iwas like u named syedali before ,vote bhi kar dain. He was their choice. And they wont care for what iam saying ,they know better who to vote for.
So nothig to worry abt.

 

[Dubious]

I think @AgNoStiC MuSliM should be in the list

but there are many sane members in your list as well @Atanz , @Akheilos @syedali73 and like the posts of some others member as well so will not be fair to vote for one..vote/kursi ek ha aur bundey itne

awww...thanks man

No, its okay, after reading Atanz's manifesto, I'm already missing your "zi chittar" moto.

Simple and self explanatory

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

No seriously it wasnt rigging iwas like u named syedali before ,vote bhi kar dain. He was their choice. And they wont care for what iam saying ,they know better who to vote for.
So nothig to worry abt.

 

[Zibago]

Others more specifically @fakhre mirpur

 

[Raja.Pakistani]

awww...thanks man


Simple and self explanatory

apna PDF ka Molvi @Zarvan is going side by side with you D

Aur Zarvan PM buntey he TTP ko office khol k dey ga PM house main

 

[Shamain]

Others more specifically @fakhre mirpur

Hahahha


u gotta vote me

Lolzzzzzz