Who will get married first in 2017???

[Grevion]

Arey nahi hamari kurbani 2019 mein hogi jab wo studies sey free hoan gi

2019 me to m bhi kurbani ke liye tyaar ho jaunga.

 

[Levina]

the closest english word would be philistine. i'm not too sure though. @Zaki

You're a biospecimen.
At times I do get a feeling that you spend most of your time in the lab containers, and when no one's in the lab, you open the lid of your container and post gibberish on PDF.

Are you sure she said "fareek"? 'because there ain't no such word in urdu. A similar sounding word is "Fareeq" which means partner or section and it doesn't make sense in your sentence.
She might have said "farik ho tuo batana". "Farik" is punjabi for "farigh", meaning "free".

Obviously it's what you call "farik" for free and not "fareeq" for partner.
Inna toh Dimaag istamaal kiya karo.
She said "Fareek ho toh batana" as in tell me when you're free.
Very often alphabet i is replaced by EE like @Areesh has double E but it can also be replaced by Arish.

Meri dp sey impressed hogayi acha hay

Not really I luv my JERRY a lot.
But decided to use SURB 's suggestion for sometime.

Well I voted for myself. Although still no girl in sight but you never know so hopefully some thing may happen

I really want you to get married Zarvi bhai. Then you might get to see some live demonstrations of bombs and missiles.

 

[S.U.R.B.]

i got powers i know everything.
except your guy india looks like an ugly turtle. ain't no shiit in front of surb's karrial charismatic jawan.

Bhai jan, i have found another one while browsing through things.
Done a bit of editing afterwards.
Iss Pakistani pirate ke barre mein ap ke raye sunna pasand karein ge hum.

I voted for @Imran Khan .

 

[Sheikh Rauf]

Imran Khan needs to get married to have more energy in political scene. It will hopefully also keep him sane.

To be honest bhai Imran Khan nay jab bhi Mari hai khach hi Mari hai.
He needs someone who stays at home and help him be strong from home.

 

[S.U.R.B.]

This thread is doctor @S.U.R.B. 'S brain child.
I'm sure those sentenced to death are always curious to know whoelse is gonna be hanged before them.

Silence!
I keel you.
Since, you are a funny girl, i keel you last.

Well I voted for myself. Although still no girl in sight but you never know so hopefully some thing may happen

Use the thermal imager on your SCAR and you'll be able to see many.
Happy hunting!

Yeah, you'll be able to distinguish between the hot and the cool ones as well.

 

[Kashmiri Pandit]

@Zibago bhai halal honge is saal.
I have already mailed him my address for sending the mithai(which also reminds me to tell him that i like all desi ghee sweets..... *cough<Gazar ka halwa>cough*)

I think we should also convince the parents of @Kashmiri Pandit to get him married asap. It will divert his mind from those poor kittens.

Aray Ham to abhi Javan hai
But some people/relatives are jokingly telling me to get married
I don't go to shopping
I don't go to cinema
I don't go to Picnic
I can't drive
I don't have hair
I don't have money




It will end up badly if I get married She will give me Talaq Talaq Talaq

 

[Well.wisher]

I'll vote for bilawal bhutto

Hey @Levina is Rahul Gandhi married ?

 

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Bhai jan, i have found another one while browsing through things.
Done a bit of editing afterwards.
Iss Pakistani pirate ke barre mein ap ke raye sunna pasand....
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I voted for @Imran Khan .

That is one gangsta pirate .....

I think the credit for these DPs actually goes to @Technogaianist

 

[Levina]

It will end up badly if I get married She will give me Talaq Talaq Talaq

Oye Hindu Pandit Kabse TALAQ bolne lage???

I'll vote for bilawal bhutto

Hey @Levina is Rahul Gandhi married ?

Nooooh
He's not married.

 

[Kashmiri Pandit]

Oye Hindu Pandit Kabse TALAQ bolne lage???




Nooooh
He's not married.

Talaq in Hindi = ?
Talaq in English = Divorce

and Hindu Pandit Sounds weird

I'll vote for bilawal bhutto

Hey @Levina is Rahul Gandhi married ?

As per Conspiracy Theories , Rahul ji is married to Daughter of an Itallian Mafia

 

[Levina]

Talaq in Hindi = ?

There's no talaq in Hindi.

and Hindu Pandit Sounds weird

Hehehe
Pandit are Hindus.

 

[H!TchHiker]

I think Imran Khan if there is another Dharan or might be me (not sure)

 

[Kashmiri Pandit]

There's no talaq in Hindi.

Hehehe
Pandit are Hindus.

तलाक
I thought Talaq is Urdu word , Seems like there is no word for Divorce in Hindi . Seems like Talaq is a Loan word in Hindi .

And this name was given to Us by Akbar , Who would believe that .
We are Dards and Saraswat Brahmins . I never Knew that .

 

[Levina]

Seems like Talaq is a Loan word in Hindi

Indeed!
We don't have a term for it because we don't believe in it.
Will discuss this else where.

 

[Kashmiri Pandit]

Indeed!
We don't have a term for it because we don't believe in it.
Will discuss this else where.

Oh ! Okey