Whatever

[Hell hound]

1 baar main apne ek dost ko milne Copenhagen, Denmark gaya aur Copenhagen se ek bridge hota hai jo Malmo, Sweden jata hai to maine usay encourage kiya ke Sweden chalte hain. Maine Malmo ki attractions main is jaisi ek photo dekhi thee is gun ki
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To maine socha pata nahi kitni bari gun ho gi jaise 3 floor ki building jitni bari... aur jab hum 3 log wahan pohanchay to train station ke bahar choti si gun lagi hoe thee

Matlub ke photo kheench ke bari bari feel hoti hai..m par total size is gun ka koi itna tha ke 2 hathon main pakar sakte hain

Bohat mayoosi hoe par haan maza kaafi aaya us chotay se shehar main... har building jaise white colour ki... aur bohat saaf jaga thee.. koi 4-5 ghante rahay honge shayad wahan

dhooka

 

[Well.wisher]

aksar yeah impact hota hay suden change in surroundings or company ki wajha say.

bari dill phank type bandi ho yar app to (not criticizing its a good thing you know what you want) acha yar mujhay nahi hota crush itni jaldi kisi pay bhai
pori life main ajj tak siraf ek hi crush hoa woh bhi 1 year pehlay khatam ho gya.
khair yeah pakhton say kesay mulaqat hoey.

Lmao hahah .. no I'm not in relationship . I'm always single , I never want to be in relation bus door door k hi crush hota lol jese har insan ko hota ha .

Pakhtoon lives nearby :p .. but just stares him , never talked him . Just a silent crush .

 

[Hyde]

dhooka

Us se bara dhoka to baad main huwa

Wo dost kaafi arsa London main raha tha aur recently hi Denmark move huwa tha to usay bhi zayada nahi pata tha

Humne train ki ticket li hoe thee Copenhagen se Malmo aur phir wapis Malmo se Copenhagen.. par hum wapis copenhagen ki bajaye ghalti se ulti train main beth gayi... aur ek aur shehar pohanch gaye... Lund naam hai us shehar ka... aham aham yeah its this one... pronounced as... Loonnd

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lund

Aur phir ooper se ticket check karne wala TT aa gaya

Socho kya halat hoe ho gi us bande ki jisne hamesha ticket khareed ke safar kiya hai

 

[Hell hound]

Lmao hahah .. no I'm not in relationship . I'm always single , I never want to be in relation bus door door k hi crush hota lol jese har insan ko hota ha .

Pakhtoon lives nearby :p .. but just stares him , never talked him . Just a silent crush .

hahahahahahahaha apney wala hal hi hay tumhara dor dor say enjoy karo or bad main Hi kahey bagir he allah hafiz

Us se bara dhoka to baad main huwa

Wo dost kaafi arsa London main raha tha aur recently hi Denmark move huwa tha to usay bhi zayada nahi pata tha

Humne train ki ticket li hoe thee Copenhagen se Malmo aur phir wapis Malmo se Copenhagen.. par hum wapis copenhagen ki bajaye ghalti se ulti train main beth gayi... aur ek aur shehar pohanch gaye... Lund naam hai us shehar ka... aham aham yeah its this one... pronounced as... Loonnd

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lund

Aur phir ooper se ticket check karne wala TT aa gaya

Socho kya halat hoe ho gi us bande ki jisne hamesha ticket khareed ke safar kiya hai

 

[Well.wisher]

hahahahahahahaha apney wala hal hi hay tumhara dor dor say enjoy karo or bad main Hi kahey bagir he allah hafiz

Ji lol
Akhur ko hona wahi ha jo Allah chahe ga phr kyu khwamkha hum khawar hon .

BandY ko Allah ka shukr ada karna chaiye or har haal pe khush rehna chaiye .

Apny nafs or apni khwahishaat ko lagaam deni chaiye , har masmlae me sabar se kam lena chaiye .

Khuda ka khof hmesha dil me ho kr har qisam ki buraai se bachana chaiye .
Agar ghalati hojae to Allah se maFi mangi chaiye . Or dobara woh kam nhi krna chIye.

 

[Hell hound]

Akhur ko hona wahi ha jo Allah chahe ga phr kyu khwamkha hum khawar hon .

pata nahi mujhay to lagta hay apni wali to kisi accident ya blast main mari gai hay (allah maaf karey ) 23 saal ho gaye abhi tak koi ata pata hi nahi hay us ka

 

[Hyde]

hahahahahahahaha apney wala hal hi hay tumhara dor dor say enjoy karo or bad main Hi kahey bagir he allah hafiz

Ticket wala TT ek acha insaan tha

Huwa ye ke hamari halat aisi thee oh we are tourist... in wrong train.. see our passport... came to denmark and wanted to see Malmo.. but may be we are in wrong train.. not sure what to do...

Behaved like most innocent man on earth to avoid penalty... but yeah indeed we were in wrong train by mistake... so he said forget the rest of the train... you guys come with me... i will take you to the right train... and then a lady stood up and said welcome to sweden and please don't worry everything is good... i will take you guys to the right train and catch my train later... so that the TT could do his job... so she took us to the right platform... basically opposite direction of the same train so that we could go back to Copenhagen.

Such humble people they are...

I love scandinavian people.. the amongst them are norvegians as I have had the best experience of my life in Norway

pata nahi mujhay to lagta hay apni wali to kisi accident ya blast main mari gai hay (allah maaf karey ) 23 saal ho gaye abhi tak koi ata pata hi nahi hay us ka

That was such a funny joke hahahhahahaha

Ji lol
Akhur ko hona wahi ha jo Allah chahe ga phr kyu khwamkha hum khawar hon .

BandY ko Allah ka shukr ada karna chaiye or har haal pe khush rehna chaiye .

Apny nafs or apni khwahishaat ko lagaam deni chaiye , har masmlae me sabar se kam lena chaiye .

Khuda ka khof hmesha dil me ho kr har qisam ki buraai se bachana chaiye .
Agar ghalati hojae to Allah se maFi mangi chaiye . Or dobara woh kam nhi krna chIye.

Masha'Allah sir naik batain kar rahay hain aap

 

[Well.wisher]

pata nahi mujhay to lagta hay apni wali to kisi accident ya blast main mari gai hay (allah maaf karey ) 23 saal ho gaye abhi tak koi ata pata hi nahi hay us ka

Hahaha lol ..

Same here .

Meray wala b pta nhi kis gutter me gir gya ha jo ab tak nhi a raha .

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Masha'Allah sir naik batain kar rahay hain aap

JI .

Hamen in baton ko dil me basa lena chaiye .

Gunah insan ko kaheen nhi chorta .
Gunah sirf waqt aesh o ashrat or maza ha aagay ja k insan ko hmesha Pareshani or ruswaai milti ha .

 

[Hyde]

Hahaha lol ..

Same here .

Meray wala b pta nhi kis gutter me gir gya ha jo ab tak nhi a raha .


JI .

Hamen in baton ko dil me basa lena chaiye .

Gunah insan ko kaheen nhi chorta .
Gunah sirf waqt aesh o ashrat or maza ha aagay ja k insan ko hmesha Pareshani or ruswaai milti ha .

Jee janab sahi farmaya aap ne

Aap masjid main part time lecture bhi diya karain... in naik baton ke ilawa saath main part time kamayi bhi ho jaye gi

Just kidding please dont mind

 

[Hell hound]

Ticket wala TT ek acha insaan tha

Huwa ye ke hamari halat aisi thee oh we are tourist... in wrong train.. see our passport... came to denmark and wanted to see Malmo.. but may be we are in wrong train.. not sure what to do...

Behaved like most innocent man on earth to avoid penalty... but yeah indeed we were in wrong train by mistake... so he said forget the rest of the train... you guys come with me... i will take you to the right train... and then a lady stood up and said welcome to sweden and please don't worry everything is good... i will take you guys to the right train and catch my train later... so that the TT could do his job... so she took us to the right platform... basically opposite direction of the same train so that we could go back to Copenhagen.

Such humble people they are...

I love scandinavian people.. the amongst them are norvegians as I have had the best experience of my life in Norway

shukar hay yar south asia ya middle east main nahi thay yahan to bat karney ki tamiz nahi hay logon ko yar.banda isan hi hay akhir ghalti ho jati par nahi bhai yeah nahi suntey app ki.bus in ki jaib garam karo gay to jan chotey gi

 

[Chauvinist]

@Hell hound I was in competition of Tae Kwondo .. Wo karate ka refree tha. Wahin pay meri muh maari hui us se halki phulki..
Or rahi bat @Well.wisher k sure honay ki that he had crush on me to its true he saw me many times.. Bat kisi aur se kar raha tha aur dekh mje ra tha.. but he didn't talk..

@Mentee tmhare muh main khaak..
@Zibago Dry fruits to baad main lenay gai thi main.. Crush pehlay hi ho hata tha.

 

[Well.wisher]

Jee janab sahi farmaya aap ne

Aap masjid main part time lecture bhi diya karain... in naik baton ke ilawa saath main part time kamayi bhi ho jaye gi

Just kidding please dont mind

Masjid me to rasaai mumkin nhi but I try to make people learn here .....

Take kisi ko kuch sharam ajae .

 

[Hell hound]

That was such a funny joke hahahhahahaha

hamara ek khan dost tha 24 saal ka woh kehta hota tha pata na meri wali abhi peda bhi hoi hay kay nahi

 

[Well.wisher]

@Hell hound I was in competition of Tae Kwondo .. Wo karate ka refree tha. Wahin pay meri muh maari hui us se halki phulki..
Or rahi bat @Well.wisher k sure honay ki that he had crush on me to its true he saw me many times.. Bat kisi aur se kar raha tha aur dekh mje ra tha.. but he didn't talk..

@Mentee tmhare muh main khaak..
@Zibago Dry fruits to baad main lenay gai thi main.. Crush pehlay hi ho hata tha.

Lol yeah they don't talk .

 

[Hyde]

shukar hay yar south asia ya middle east main nahi thay yahan to bat karney ki tamiz nahi hay logon ko yar.banda isan hi hay akhir ghalti ho jati par nahi bhai yeah nahi suntey app ki.bus in ki jaib garam karo gay to jan chotey gi

Sab log ek jaise nahi hotay yaar to genuine cases ka pata nahi chalta

Meray ek cousin ke saath ek Pathan rah raha tha Italy main... jo train ki ticket buy nahi karta tha... hamesha jab bhi TT aata to agar train 2 floor ki hoti to ooper chala jata ya agle door se nikal jata.. poora trained tha ke kaise bachna hai... aur agar pakra bhi jata to bahane karta ke no money ye wo

To mere cousin ne us se poocha ke bhai tum train ki ticket kyoun nahi khareedte to usne jawab main kaha ke bhai jab main Pakistan se Italy aaya tha to maine agent ko 8 lakh ropay diye thay travel ke... us main ye sab included tha.. main ek hi baar Agent ko paise de aaya tha... ab travel pe aur kharcha nahi karna warna wo paise kaise kamakn ga