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[Hyde]

i have one dream that one day i go on top of this moutain (in Gibraltar) and read the poem of Allama Iqbal (Tariq ki Dua) that when he (Tariq bin Zayad) reached in Hispania (portugal, Spain + Gibraltar) and gave a famous speech after burning its ships that either we will win the war and shall be called victorious or be burried in the same land. We have burned the ships and there is no way of escape. The enemy's army is huge (100,000) comparing to us (10,000) but if we overcome them and win the war we will be called Ghazi and if died fighting in the cause of Allah then will be called Shaheed.

This mountain attacts me very much due to above mentioned story and i would love to pay a visit to this place once in my life

 

[ptldM3]

F-16 > Mirage


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[Spitfighter]

Just got this in the mail, for those looking for a major lol...


An insect falls into a mug of beer....

Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer...

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

 

[Hammy007]

Just got this in the mail, for those looking for a major lol...


An insect falls into a mug of beer....

Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer...

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

my version

pakistani: hey indian you wanna drink, i give this you for free

indian: sure brother, i think why we separated in the first place??, pakistanis are so gentle to indians, we should be best friends

when indian comes near, gives the indian the cup, indian takes it, is about to drink the beer, pakistani gives handkerchief to indian (which has some black pepper) and says wipe your nose off, its dirty, as the indian holding the cup smells it he sneazes spilling the whole beer onto him.

well, pakistani says, this is for our kashmir

moral of the story: dont ever even try to mess up with a pakistani, you dont know whats coming, lol

2nd moral of story: nothing is for free....

 

[Spitfighter]

^^unless of course he sneezes on you...

 

[PAFAce]

Just got this in the mail, for those looking for a major lol...

An insect falls into a mug of beer....

Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer...

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

I heard it differently. The Indian claims that the ISI planted the insect into his mug, and begins to scream loudly like a little girl to get attention. Once attained, he then claims that the Pakistani's mug is in fact his mug, and tries to prove to the world that Pakistan should not be allowed to buy another mug in replacement. When nobody pays any attention, the Indian claims that, despite the fact that his family at home is dying of starvation, he has the money to buy more mugs than the Pakistani and so on...

The story ends by the Pakistani finally losing it and breaking the Indian's nose for telling him a stupid joke, and the Indian walking home alone for another night of loneliness, humiliation and online joke-telling.

Yep. Funny story.

 

[Hammy007]

^^ funny indeed, esp the part when the indian is buying beers when his family is starving.

the indian with broken nose goes home and finds his fate even worse when his sister mother and wife beats him to hell, poor indian indeed.

 

[xebex]

I heard it differently. The Indian claims that the ISI planted the insect into his mug, and begins to scream loudly like a little girl to get attention. Once attained, he then claims that the Pakistani's mug is in fact his mug, and tries to prove to the world that Pakistan should not be allowed to buy another mug in replacement. When nobody pays any attention, the Indian claims that, despite the fact that his family at home is dying of starvation, he has the money to buy more mugs than the Pakistani and so on...

The story ends by the Pakistani finally losing it and breaking the Indian's nose for telling him a stupid joke, and the Indian walking home alone for another night of loneliness, humiliation and online joke-telling.

Yep. Funny story.

well the first one seem promising and simple straight forward since its a not an essay.

not bad at all tho.

 

[Hammy007]

^^ it was another bollywood script, so paface did well to improve its quality

 

[Spitfighter]

I heard it differently. The Indian claims that the ISI planted the insect into his mug, and begins to scream loudly like a little girl to get attention. Once attained, he then claims that the Pakistani's mug is in fact his mug, and tries to prove to the world that Pakistan should not be allowed to buy another mug in replacement. When nobody pays any attention, the Indian claims that, despite the fact that his family at home is dying of starvation, he has the money to buy more mugs than the Pakistani and so on...

The story ends by the Pakistani finally losing it and breaking the Indian's nose for telling him a stupid joke, and the Indian walking home alone for another night of loneliness, humiliation and online joke-telling.

Yep. Funny story.

LOL.

You really did manage to relate the joke to Kashmir!

The story ends by the Pakistani finally losing it and breaking the Indian's nose for telling him a stupid joke, and the Indian walking home alone for another night of loneliness, humiliation and online joke-telling.

Really got to you huh?

Its a joke, calm down.

 

[su-47]

Guys, just a bit of advice. Don't post jokes that might insult others. Some can't take a joke for what it is.

 

[ptldM3]

^^ funny indeed, esp the part when the indian is buying beers when his family is starving.

the indian with broken nose goes home and finds his fate even worse when his sister mother and wife beats him to hell, poor indian indeed.

If he can dodge a wrench he can dodge a punch.

 

[Hyde]

hello good morning

 

[KillBill]

Yawn .....

Nothings really happening

 

[ptldM3]

Yawn .....

Nothings really happening

That's why you have your trusty friend ptldM3 to keep you from yawning