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As a senior citizen was driving down the highway, his car phone rang.. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I25. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"
 
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Convert muslims are funny...
 
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Biwi say Zindgi Banti Hai Janat Bhi Jahanam Bhi
Yeh Shadi Apni Fitrat Mai Na Changi Hai Na Maari
I Don't Believe In Marriage. aaj kal key zamaney mein yeh karobaar ban chuki hai.
 
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