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[KALKI]

Sardar buys his first car, Maruti 800. Goes on a long drive. Comes back home after 5 days.

His mother asks, "Oye kitthe gaya si? Inni der laga ditti long drive te?"

Sardar, "Oye bebbe ae mrutti waale pagale ho gaye ne, agge jaan layi panj gear banaye ne te waps aaun waaste ikko ee gear banaya haiga."

 

[Moin91]

sub khariat se hain na bhai???

pata nahi kahan ghayab hain saray ajkal...

 

[kugga]

sub khariat se hain na bhai???

pata nahi kahan ghayab hain saray ajkal...

Allah ka shukar moin mein tou theek hoon tm sunao kia chal raha hai aajkal ??

 

[Moin91]

Allah ka shukar moin mein tou theek hoon tm sunao kia chal raha hai aajkal ??

nothing yar bas parhai aur mouj mastiyan...

 

[Durrak]

Assalam walaikum...............)

 

[naumananjum]

Student: Can I take the same book0 that I took a few days ago?
Librarian: Is it that interesting?
Student: No. I wrote my .......GF telephone no. on it.

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Assalam walaikum...............)

walaikum assalam

 

[Moin91]

Assalam walaikum...............)

Walikum Salam.

 

[naumananjum]

A question to all
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If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in??

 

[KALKI]

^^ If it was at 12:00, it would be the 31st, if it was at 12:01, it would be counted as the 1st

 

[Durrak]

Where is Huda g??

 

[kugga]

@Moin
mauj mastian kartey rehtey ho k parhaai bi kartey ho...

@Aisha
W.Salaam kia haal hain doctor sahiba ??

 

[Moin91]

A question to all
.
.
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in??

yar phir seconds aur milliseconds bhi to count karo na, agar 1 millisecond bhi aagay peechay hoa to decide karna mushkil ho jae ga...

 

[naumananjum]

Where is Huda g??

mein ucko kha gya
she was tasty

 

[Moin91]

@Moin
mauj mastian kartey rehtey ho k parhaai bi kartey ho...

@Aisha
W.Salaam kia haal hain doctor sahiba ??

parhai mein mera dil zara kamm hi lagta hai pata nhi kion... exams se 2 months pehle hi sahi se parhna shru karta hon us se pehle nahi parh sakta buhat mushkil hai...

 

[naumananjum]

yar phir seconds aur milliseconds bhi to count karo na, agar 1 millisecond bhi aagay peechay hoa to decide karna mushkil ho jae ga...

suppose k mili second k b difference nai hai
excat at 12.00.00.00.00.00