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last time when i was out with a chick from my office back in Bangalore. she asked me out and i was happy like anything. then on the date she introduced me to his fiance :confused:

now here in delhi i dont have any chicks only aunty types... :cry:

No No No. No Aunties anymore. I am sick of them.

Hope they arent the mallu variants. Good luck buddy !!
 
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ahh this reminded me the day i arrived on Jeddah Airport (in november for Hajj)............. i landed 11:50PM in the night and there were thousands of peoples outside the airport waiting for the bus.

We were in group of 100 peoples so couldn't travel alone and which ever bus came people used to rush and take a hold of that bus. There was a cue system also, there were some officers trying to serve peoples on first come, first serve basis but that was very poorly managed and close to none. Our group leader was very "Shareef" and finally after we were fed up, many old peoples in our group started shouting at him and finally we were able to get a bus at 09:30AM after the wait of 9 and half hours on the bus stand :flame: in that cold night, wearing nothing else but Ihram
 
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Pakistan lost first T20 match....................... sab Pakistani players ko goli maar deni chahiye
 
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golyaam muft main nhi milty ke in per haraam kery in ko na gadhy per bitha ker sher sher ghumao.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: true say ................... :yahoo: in per goliyan bhi zaya karne ki zarorat nahi

in ke kapre utar kar, sar mundwa kar, gadhay per bitha kar shehar shehar ki sawari karwani chahiye :lol: (moo kala karne ke bhi paise nahi lagane chahiye)
 
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balke main to kehta hon Pakistani team ko Pingray main band kar ke Museum main rakh kar in per Ticket lagani chahiye........... 5 Jootay maro £1 ke... aur is tarah in per joh paise zaya kiye hain woh pooray karne chahiye...

5 Jootay maro for 1 pound
agar pancho nishanay sahi lagay to £1 wapis.......... aur 5 jootay aur marne ki ijazat
 
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its a game !!!!!
and is tarah to hota hai is tarah k kamon main !!!!
:hitwall::hitwall::hitwall:
Kun k marit par koi selection nahi hoti Pakistan main :tdown:
 
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we need new PCB chairmain like Adolf Hitler :hitwall:

joh sab ko seedha kar ke rakh de
 
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thats not the only tragedy i have faced.

once i was with a gal she had invited me to her place for lunch. she knew i had big crush on her. we were both alone. so things started coming to my dirty mind............ so i went to her in kitchen thinking of hugging her from back... u know what i mean after all she invited me speculations are obivious

as i came near she turned around and said it is not good to be alone what the people think....same old girlie blah blah............. and so i have called some other fren next door she will be here in 2 mins.... :angry:

u seem to be a playboy
 
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