Whatever

[Hyde]

Man it sux to be in UK during Ramazan- no time for reproduction process - -

i believe the longer the fasting the more opportunities to earn Sawab- atleast you have that going for you- -

Not at all

The research suggests that every man thinks about the holy nature of reproduction every 7 seconds. Now divide the 7 seconds to the number of hours I had mentioned and you come to know that you have abundance of time and opportunities to earn reward (if done in proper way) from the sacred way of life.

Some stupid even tend to leave taraweeh prayers to compensate from here

Night night

 

[Zibago]

Not at all

The research suggests that every man thinks about the holy nature of reproduction every 7 seconds. Now divide the 7 seconds to the number of hours I had mentioned and you come to know that you have abundance of time to earn rewards (if done in proper way) from the sacred way of life.

Some stupid even tend to leave taraweeh prayers to compensate from here

Night night

Yaar ramzan mein aisey posts kar kay dil kion jalatay ho

 

[Hyde]

Yaar ramzan mein aisey posts kar kay dil kion jalatay ho

I didn't say anything wrong sir... Please read it with good intentions

And apologise if it has lead to wrong meaning in your mind. Happy Ramadan and good night

 

[Zibago]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaurrr may hanstay hanstay neechay gir gayi lolzzzzzzz. Hate u fakhre kay bachay

Haye dheko khon to nahe nikla
roza makro ho jata hay na

 

[Shamain]

Haye dheko khon to nahe nikla
roza makro ho jata hay na

Kya matlab when u get cuts or wounds tht bleed ur roza gets makrooh?? I think i have gotten knife wound during roza. Who told u this? Ammi nay bataya?

 

[friendly_troll96]

Un ki marzi hote hay
Bhai roza rakhnay ka aik faida hay kay ghar kay kaam nahe karnay partay hehe


Yeah kis truck kay pechay say parha hay

ap aklotay ho right...phir b kam? hum mashaallah 2 bhai hn pr akloton se zyada ladlay hn. Hehe.
--
aur hilltop wali post comeback hy.
pahar ki choti pe kya betha hy kisko parwa. Mujhay tuo wese e batophobia hy.

 

[Zibago]

Kya matlab when u get cuts or wounds tht bleed ur roza gets makrooh?? I think i have gotten knife wound during roza. Who told u this? Ammi nay bataya?

I don't really remember who told me but i heard it as a child

 

[Hyde]

Kya matlab when u get cuts or wounds tht bleed ur roza gets makrooh?? I think i have gotten knife wound during roza. Who told u this? Ammi nay bataya?

Agar significant volume of blood nikle to roza toot jata hai... Cuts n bruises are generally ok but should be avoided as much as possible

 

[Shamain]

I don't really remember who told me but i heard it as a child

Sahi batao, aisa nahi hosakta ,i have perhaps hurt my finger while chopping fruits etc. Iwill ask someone.

Vomiting ka pata hai it breaks roza ifcomes mouthful.

Agar significant volume of blood nikle to roza toot jata hai... Cuts n bruises are generally ok but should be avoided as much as possible

Oh achaaaaaa!!! Thanksss apnay bata diya.
Itna sahi nahi pata tha

 

[Zibago]

ap aklotay ho right...phir b kam? hum mashaallah 2 bhai hn pr akloton se zyada ladlay hn. Hehe.

Mujhay 10 saal tak heel wali joti say maar parti rahe hay kakay i didnt enjoy fully the fruits of being an only child kash koi aur bhe hota itni bisti aur maar khanay kay liay

 

[Shamain]

Mujhay 10 saal tak heel wali joti say maar parti rahe hay kakay i didnt enjoy fully the fruits of being an only child kash koi aur bhe hota itni bisti aur maar khanay kay liay

Oh thats why u sound quite humble and human like. But iwish aunty nay maara na hota.

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Hilltop ki analogy i never started ,oh and yeah idont even care why someone even bothered with such analogies in the first place.

 

[Zibago]

Oh thats why u sound quite humble and human like. But iwish aunty nay maara na hota.

Haye mailey tareefain horain hain ammi mujhay shalam alahe hay

 

[Shamain]

Haye mailey tareefain horain hain ammi mujhay shalam alahe hay

Distributes ladoo to entire pdf

.fakhre mirpur ko sharam agayi

Hahhahaha

 

[Zibago]

Distributes ladoo to entire pdf

.fakhre mirpur ko sharam agayi

Hahhahaha

Roza hay bibi sharam karo

 

[Shamain]

Roza hay bibi sharam karo

Ruh roh , ok sorry bro