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[Hyde]

lol the lion wants to eat this girl

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[Hyde]

haha may be this image deserves a full thread?

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Here we go guys.......

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SURB > SURBINA

Zakii > Zakiina

KillBill > KillBillina

Kugga > Kuggaina

SpArK > SpArKina

Desiman has logged his protest, according to him, he's having a Desiwoman. Messing with her name is like messing with hungry croc.

 

[darkinsky]

The Chicken!

Not too important, check when you have free time

roflmao.................

 

[AHMED85]

چمک سُورج میں کیا باقی رہے گی
اگر بیزار ہو اپنی کرن سے


خُودی کو جس نے فلک سے بُلند تر دیکھا
وہی ہے مُملکت صبح و شام سے آگاہ

تُجھے کتاب سے ممکن نہیں فراغ کہ توُ
کتاب خواں ہے مگر صاحب کتاب نہیں

دل پاک نہیں تو پاک ہو سکتا نہیں انساں
ورنہ ابلیس کو بھی آتے تھے وضو کے فرائض بہت


الفاظ و معنی میں تفاوت نہیں لیکن
مُلا کی آذاں اور، مُجاہد کی آذاں اور

خُدا کے بندے تو ہیں ہزاروں، بنوں میں پھرتے ہیں مارے مارے
میں اُس کا بندہ بنوں گا جس کو خُدا کے بندوں سے پیار ہوگا

جب عشق سکھاتا ہے آداب خود آگاہی
کھلتے ہیں غلاموں پر اسرار شہنشاہی

نگاہِ بُلند، سُخنِ دل نواز، جاں پُرسوز
یہی ہے رختِ سفر میرِ کارواں کے لئے

(ALLAMA IQBAL)

 

[Tacit Wave]

 

[Tiger Awan]

i think it was in our Urdu syllabus in class 8

 

[Tacit Wave]

i think it was in our Urdu syllabus in class 8

Maybe , not sure

 

[AHMED85]

Around The World The Sign Peoples Use Against Doctors Is Tongue

 

[Sugarcane]

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.

Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade..
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee: Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?

Employee: Oh,the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!

 

[S.U.R.B.]

An innocent question for the janta here....

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How does it feel to sleep single on a double bed? And do all the following stuff?

Weird.......

 

[Hyde]

An innocent question for the janta here....

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How does it feels to sleep single on a double bed? And do all the following stuff?

Weird.......

that is why i say,,,,,, M is K 2 S

 

[S.U.R.B.]

that is why i say,,,,,, M is K 2 S

Agree with you all the way.

But there is a K-2 standing in between the M IS K2 S.......

 

[Hyde]

Agree with you all the way.

But there is a K-2 standing in between the M IS K2 S.......

lol never realized before that K-2 is standing in between Marriage and Success

 

[S.U.R.B.]

lol never realized before that K-2 is standing in between Marriage and Success

One has to be a good climber to reach the peak of beloved K-2 and achieve success.

It's a dangerous game for men, many of them lost their way .....