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We would now like to tell you about some important safety features on board this forum, the PDF. Although some of you may have logged before ,safety procedures are always changing so please watch our safety demo.
Please also read your safety booklets before takeoff.
There are few exits aboard this forum 1 towards the front for ranting, 1 before the wings on either side for flaming, 2 over the wings on either side for abuses,. Each exit has a safety slide that will automaticly deploy once the ban is implemented if the mods dose not reply please pull the tab down the bottom.
We recommend that you count how many posts you are away from the closest exit. In the rare case of an emergency there are lights on the outsides of the threads to help you find the closest exit, also there are arrows and exit signs above the exits. In the rare event of a loss of mental pressure face palms will drop down from the over head bins, Stick the palm over your nose area like the trollers are doing now and please put the palm over your mouth . Please remember it is normal for the user not to ban completely.
There is also life jackets (report posts) under the threads and y
Please watch the seniors do emergency landing braces.
Please also remember that all threadsof PDF are non trolling areas which means strictly no trolling. The mods have trolling detectors installed which will alert the member incase of offtopic trolls.
We thank you for joining PDF today, The world's most experienced forum and hope you enjoy your stay. THank you for your time and prepare for take-off.
MODERATOR might say what the weathers going to be like ..
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