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kis ko garmi lgi he ??

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aisi situations men me sirh hans hi skti hun
kia kam kia tution teacher ne

or ab ap k jo yahan bht sare love guru hen un ka kia ho ga :rofl::rofl:

magar koi baat nahi,mein bhi tution teacher ka **** hoo.jab tak woh aati nahi building se nahi jata,jab wo aati hai,terrace par lejakar use baatein karta hoon aur saari kasr nikal kar phir jaata hoon :smokin:
 
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dez yaar kidher chala gya tu abhi pichly hafty to tum gf ke liye sister jiya se dress ki baat chala rahy thy nma ajj kya ho gya bhi? hahhaahah yahaan ke pyar newspaper ki trah hai roz badalty hai nay nay hahhahah
 
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magar koi baat nahi,mein bhi tution teacher ka **** hoo.jab tak woh aati nahi building se nahi jata,jab wo aati hai,terrace par lejakar use baatein karta hoon aur saari kasr nikal kar phir jaata hoon :smokin:


phr udaas kyn ho bhai :confused:
teacher ne kahin mara to nhi he ??

---------- Post added at 01:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:27 AM ----------

lekin us main poora kon aaaye ga :rofl::rofl:

little baby :):)
 
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`ye egyption bacha hai re dez babu.apny idher tandoor main dalty hai hahahhaha
 
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A very rich husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was she?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress...""

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!""

I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club, no more credit cards. But the decision is yours.

"Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm."Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
 
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A very rich husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was she?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress...""

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!""

I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club, no more credit cards. But the decision is yours.

"Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm."Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Good one.:lol:..share more if you have.
 
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