Whatever

[DaRk WaVe]

i have a very nice and funny answer of your question..... but i don't want to get banned here

so lets close this chapter

I am getting late for Maghrib prayer now bye

lo kr lo gal

 

[S.U.R.B.]

got another joke.
A Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai" .

 

[Choppers]

No more Sardar jokes

 

[Hyde]

got another joke.
A Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai" .

How Business Is Done ..

Old 1 but good 1

How Business Is Done

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

 

[Hyde]

Self delete......

Joke is too long

 

[Hyde]

No more Sardar jokes

S.U.R.B bro remember its an international forum...... we have Sardars in this forum too

replace the word Sardar with AADMI next time

 

[Hyde]

Last joke:

Make use of the opportunity

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

 

[S.U.R.B.]

No more Sardar jokes

S.U.R.B bro remember its an international forum...... we have Sardars in this forum too replace the word Sardar with AADMI next time

 

[Tiger Awan]

Funny Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together

e.g

Clearly misunderstood

Exact Estimate

Small Crowd

Act naturally

Found Missing

Fully empty

Pretty Ugly

Seriously Funny

Only Choice

Original Copies

But the mother of all

HAPPILY MARRIED

 

[Hyde]

emotions

?????

Funny Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together

e.g

Clearly misunderstood

Exact Estimate

Small Crowd

Act naturally

Found Missing

Fully empty

Pretty Ugly

Seriously Funny

Only Choice

Original Copies

But the mother of all

HAPPILY MARRIED

Maza nai aaya

 

[Tiger Awan]

Maza nai aaya

Kis mien maza nahi aya

Shadi mien ya Oxymoron mien?????

 

[KillBill]

S.U.R.B bro remember its an international forum...... we have Sardars in this forum too

replace the word Sardar with AADMI next time

Or with Mr X

 

[KillBill]

Funny Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together

e.g

Clearly misunderstood

Exact Estimate

Small Crowd

Act naturally

Found Missing

Fully empty

Pretty Ugly

Seriously Funny

Only Choice

Original Copies

But the mother of all

HAPPILY MARRIED

Best one is the software that a big company launched

Microsoft Works

 

[Hyde]

Or with Mr X

seems like you peoples are missing Mr X more than myself

oh well! Mr X might return soon if he finds Mrs X

 

[KillBill]

seems like you peoples are missing Mr X more than myself

oh well! Mr X might return soon if he finds Mrs X

What if Mrs X is an EMO ?