Whatever

[Imran Khan]

ramzan aya hai na sab ghalat dhandhy band ho gai hai

chalo main juma ko makkah jata hoon jis jis ne dua karani hai dua likh ke sath 10$ ke sath jama karao.

 

[Hyde]

waah train bhai wo rog zig zag hai train kya khak bany gee wahaan main ne drive ki hai 5sec road se nazer hati to innalillah
or sarak ke bazo main patriot missile hai kisi din sochtaa tha is ko agwa ker ke pakistan le gaoon to kya acha ho.lol

mughy yubu jeddah highway ye dammam riyadh high way hut passand hai phly kabhi jab dammam main tha tab jubail bhi jata tha.road per harpoon missile lagy hai wahaan

matlub patriot aur harpoon missile ki dummies lagi hoe hai
asli to i think Saudis ke paas nahi hon ge

 

[Imran Khan]

yaar main Saudi Arabia rehta thor'ee hon. Khayr yahan gaya thaa thori dair ke liye hi. Hajj ka season thaa is liye bohat log thay aur Haram Shareef ke paas log aik dosre ko dhakkay maar rahay hotay hain aur mujhe woh sab passand nahi. Is liye koshish zaror ki lakin phir bahar nikal aaya.

Hajr-e-Aswat meray samne thaa, main dekh bhi raha thaa aur agar kisi ko halka sa push karta to choom sakta thaa lakin Allah samagh lo mera imtehaan le raha thaa, ke ya to logon ko main bhi dhakka maron aur choom lon ya bahar aa jaon aur maine decide kiya ke dhakka marne ka kya faida is liye wahan se bhi bahar aa gaya - halanke haram ko touch kar raha thaa aur is ke bilkul paas thaa

Main samaghta hon ke agar door se bhi choomne main utna hi sawab hai to phir andar jaa kar kya karna hai. Allah to sab dekh raha hai aur agar aap ki is harkat se kisi ko takleef pohanchay to us se acha hai ke aap bahar aa jao. Insaano ki qadar pehle karni chahiye naa ke eent pathar ki

na na main aik bar gya tha haj ke din haram main parindy thy bus hajer aswad per 3 ya 4 log thy araam se gunah maf kra aya. haj ke dinoo main jab sab mina arafat main hoty hai umrah jaiz nhi haram main 20 ya 30 log bhi nhi hoty try it.

 

[Huda]

mein apna kam khud karta hon....Gun merre pass bhe hae.

Kon sae hae app ke pas?

GUN
SURB fav topic

 

[Hyde]

ramzan aya hai na sab ghalat dhandhy band ho gai hai

chalo main juma ko makkah jata hoon jis jis ne dua karani hai dua likh ke sath 10$ ke sath jama karao.

meray liye dua karna Imran bhai ke ya Allah main makkah aaya hon aur Zaki keh raha thaa ke main makkah main 20 dollars kama kar jaon. Wahan dua koi zaya nahi jaati is liye jab 20 dollars mil jayen ge to baaqi 10 mujhe pohancha dena aur apne 10 kaat lena

PS: Yaar meray liye khoob duain maanga, ro kar, girgara kar, chilla kar....... mujhe waqayi duaon ki zarorat hai. Bas yeh keh dena ke meray dil ki achi khuwahishaat poori hon aur Allah qarz ki lanat se mahfooz farmaye. Aameen Summa Aameen

 

[Imran Khan]

matlub patriot aur harpoon missile ki dummies lagi hoe hai
asli to i think Saudis ke paas nahi hon ge

patroot asli thy wahaan oil ki sab se bari field hai harpoon navel head office ke samny dimmy thy sara din oper se tornado or f-15 rehty hai. zuhran air base se.

patriot wahaan bhary pary hai yaar from road 50 to 100m per .

 

[Hyde]

na na main aik bar gya tha haj ke din haram main parindy thy bus hajer aswad per 3 ya 4 log thy araam se gunah maf kra aya. haj ke dinoo main jab sab mina arafat main hoty hai umrah jaiz nhi haram main 20 ya 30 log bhi nhi hoty try it.

i know, lakin tab main hajj par thaa na yaar? hajj karna thaa
tab to nahi jaa sakta haram ke andar

aur agar tum Hajj walay roz gaye thay wahan to hajj hi kar letay

 

[Imran Khan]

i know, lakin tab main hajj par thaa na yaar? hajj karna thaa
tab to nahi jaa sakta haram ke andar

aur agar tum Hajj walay roz gaye thay wahan to hajj hi kar letay

hajj main ne akber kiya tha 2006 main shayed per us din main on job tha wahaam company ke liye hajj ke liye nhi.

 

[Hyde]

hajj main ne akber kiya tha 2006 main shayed per us din main on job tha wahaam company ke liye hajj ke liye nhi.

oh oh ok, samagh gaya
hmmm is waja se

ok yaar i will be back in few minutes
bye for 10-15 minutes

 

[Imran Khan]

ok zaki bro tc

 

[Huda]

oh oh ok, samagh gaya
hmmm is waja se

ok yaar i will be back in few minutes
bye for 10-15 minutes

than zaki bro hum tou whatever per bor ho jayegen

 

[Imran Khan]

than zaki bro hum tou whatever per bor ho jayegen

wo japan nhi gya abhi ata hai

 

[Hyde]

wo japan nhi gya abhi ata hai

Joke of the day

@huda
i am back huda jee

 

[Huda]

Joke of the day

@huda
i am back huda jee

ye sig portion ka kia kiya hova hai ?

 

[Imran Khan]

Joke of the day

@huda
i am back huda jee

chal yaar dikha kya laya hai super market gya tha to ice cream hi lata bhut garmi hai