Wedding called off over choice of biryani

[Durrak]

Koi insaan?koi Insaan to khaye ga hi nahi tumhary sasti mattar biryani! Bas tum koi bhikaari dhoondh lena, wese aj kal jitne bhikaari bhi nawab ho gye hain woh bhi nayi khaye ge tumhary sadi biryani!

Wese tum bhi tou nawab bntay ho tou kya ____________ ??

 

[A.Rafay]

@A.Rafay tumhe galat fehmi hui hai tumhri dulhan(thi) say humari koi rishtedari nhi or ab rona mat shuru karna.Agli bar khana tum khud bna'na.

Roo to tum rahi thi apni shadi ke din, me tumhara dukh samajh sakta hu, akhir barati or dhulha bhaag jo gya!

 

[WAR-rior]

I only go to weddings to eat biryani.

BC. Is this real?

I mean it is Real. WTF.

 

[A.Rafay]

May smjh gyi tum ne apna future business soch rkha hai tb hi itni publicity kar rhe ho

Ab tumhari shadi toot gayi ab tumhara koi future hai nahi is liye ye business tumhe hi kaam aye ga

 

[WAR-rior]

I thought some one is going to act funny , In a moment every thing is vanished and one should appreciate those guys who took the food into their plates with out damaging the food items table .......

Uske liye bhi Talent Chahiye Dost.

 

[Informant]

Yaar ever had mosli biryani? @AUSTERLITZ

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

Uske liye bhi Talent Chahiye Dost.

Kapde bhi kharaab nahi kiye kisi ke

 

[A.Rafay]

Wese tum bhi tou nawab bntay ho tou kya ____________ ??

Ham high class nawab hain! Tumjese saste biryani wale hamse kiya mukabla kare ge! Tum apni shadi kerwalo sahi se bina cancel hui wohi tumhary liye kafi hai

 

[ranjeet]

@A.Rafay and @M-48 biryani thread mein khichdi kyon bana rahe ho

 

[JanjaWeed]

I only go to weddings to eat biryani.

omg.. is that for real? We normally say 'toot pado' for fun when food is served... but this is real & serious 'toot pado' moment!

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

@A.Rafay and @M-48 biryani thread mein khichdi kyon bana rahe ho

Taau ab kaise ho ? chalne firne lage ?

 

[ranjeet]

Taau ab kaise ho ? chalne firne lage ?

badhia hoon bhai ... haan ek dum fit faat hai !!!

 

[A.Rafay]

omg.. is that for real? We normally say 'toot pado' for fun when food is served... but this is real & serious 'toot pado' moment!

Toot pado! WTH!

This 'd' is really a problem with you indians!

 

[JanjaWeed]

Toot pado! WTH!

This 'd' is really a problem with you indians!

what makes you think that it's a problem for us?

 

[A.Rafay]

Taau ab kaise ho ? chalne firne lage ?

Chalne firne? Kyun ise kia hua! Kahi ye shadi me bera to nahi tha! Bht peeta tha beroon ko baration ne!