Three-day International Toilet Festival launched in India

[Mike_Brando]

My grace is on you beta. Show the world you indians are civilized people

Mate civilised or not,we are the first one in entire Asia to send a probe to Mars,a feat which has not been accomplished by many of the "so called" civilised countries in the world.So we are pretty happy with our status as of now being the 3rd largest economy in terms of PPP and a leader in the Global I.T. industry.Heck you "civilised" Bangladesh is still behind India in most of the parameters of H.D.I.

 

[Thorough Pro]

if you guys couldn't figure out how to shit like a human in 70 years, we don't expect you to figure out other complicated things

Thanks why don't you apply for Indian planning commission or something? You are truly a genius. If you didn't tell us, we would have never figured it out man. You are a genius.

 

[Thorough Pro]

what good is that space knowledge if you don't fucking know how to live like civilized humans?

Mate civilised or not,we are the first one in entire Asia to send a probe to Mars,a feat which has not been accomplished by many of the "so called" civilised countries in the world.So we are pretty happy with our status as of now being the 3rd largest economy in terms of PPP and a leader in the Global I.T. industry.Heck you "civilised" Bangladesh is still behind India in most of the parameters of H.D.I.

 

[Mike_Brando]

National past time for Indian to defecated in the open, now this kind of event turn into national holiday.

Ahh another 50 center.Mate you'll get your due remuneration for this outstanding post from your masters.In the mean time let me know if you need some monetary assistance

 

[Mike_Brando]

what good is that space knowledge if you don't fucking know how to live like civilized humans?

Well it's good enough to save the lives of millions in case of an impeding natural disaster,something which your country can only dream of at this moment and at the same time we are also utilising the advanced tech developed for the space missions in our Missile development,the entire Agni series is based on our SLV tech again a feat which your nation can only dream of because you don't even have an operational SLV till now.Plus we are generating a large amount of FOREX by assisting other countries in space related matter,on the other hand your country is struggling because of the acute shortage of FOREX.So you can clearly see that advancement in Space and science are helping us to reap rich dividends at the end of the day.
Lastly,you should know the fact that Pakistan is still behind India in over all HDI index,so it means that the standard of living in India is better than Pakistan as of now.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

People will laugh at this. But Namo is moving ahead with ruthless efficiency.

Jan dhan Yojna was supposed to open 75 million accounts by January 26th. But it achieved its target in November and is now heading to 100 million. Modi has hit a century in his debut match. By the end of 2015, 200 million people in India will join the banking system for the first time and will have a mastercard and an insurance cover for life.

Now coming to toilets. If Modi has said there will be a toilet for everyone by 2019, then it means there will be a toilet for everyone in 2019. No doubt about it. He will rid India of open defecation.

Pakistan and BD today laugh at India for such disgusting objectives, but 10 years from now they will ask Indian government to help them rid of open defecation in their country. Just like today they ask us for help in Polio eradication.

Its only a matter of time!!!

The Dr incharge of anti polio campaign was a Pakistani ..

And cases surface in Pak due to the friggin war on terror..

Still better than being an HIV effected country right?

 

[jbond197]

Toilet festival? Seriously!!!

 

[jbond197]

The Dr incharge of anti polio campaign was a Pakistani ..

And cases surface in Pak due to the friggin war on terror..

Still better than being an HIV effected country right?

As per the data of 2011, 2 million people out of 1.2 billion are HIV infected. I got it that makes India HIV infected country. Looks like use of brain\logic is considered against law in Pakistan.

 

[SarthakGanguly]

This is good news. Obviously Indians are the only people without access to proper toilets today.

 

[Chinese-Dragon]

Obviously Indians are the only people without access to proper toilets today.

Why though.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

As per the data of 2011, 2 million people out of 1.2 billion are HIV infected. I got it that makes India HIV infected country. Looks like use of brain\logic is considered against law in Pakistan.

You have the third largest HIV population in the world ..

 

[ito]

You have the third largest HIV population in the world ..

We are also second largest country...

Good move by Modi..I was skeptical when he became PM, but he is impressing me as time goes

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

So are there demos also on how to use toilet in this festival?

Why are you so interested in something like that?

A) You don't "know" ?

B) You are into some nasty stuff?

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Why though.

Perhaps because we are a backward, dirty people with no sense of personal and communal hygiene. Not sure exactly.

 

[Bong]

Mate civilised or not,we are the first one in entire Asia to send a probe to Mars,a feat which has not been accomplished by many of the "so called" civilised countries in the world.So we are pretty happy with our status as of now being the 3rd largest economy in terms of PPP and a leader in the Global I.T. industry.Heck you "civilised" Bangladesh is still behind India in most of the parameters of H.D.I.

I know I know, India is a civilized country. No need to cry like a baby

May India be victorious on this war against Toilet