Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[faisal6309]

 

[Soumitra]

Rahul Gandhi Twitter Account Hacked

 

[Mrc]

Rahul Gandhi Twitter Account Hacked

Its sounds true though

 

[ahsanhaider]

 

[Soumitra]

 

[HRK]

 

[Mentee]

 

[graphican]

A student went to his teacher and said, I am smarter than my classmates and I should be promoted to next class that suites my brain development. She took the boy to Principle and said this boy thinks he should be promoted to next class, would you like to measure his performance and consider promoting to higher classes?

Head master asks the boy few questions;

Headmaster: What is 3x4?
Boy: 12

Headmaster: what is 6x6?
Boy: 36

Headmaster: What is the capital of Japan?
Boy: Tokyo

Headmaster asked the boy few more questions and boy answered them promptly. After that headmaster asked teacher if she too wanted to ask few questions and now teacher starts asking;

Teacher: What is the thing that a cow has four and I've got two of those?
(Director got shocked at the question and looked towards teacher in surprise)
Boy: Legs

Teacher: What is a thing which you have in your pants and I don’t?
(Director got concerned at the question that what teacher is asking)
Boy: Pockets

Teacher: Where do women have curly hairs?
(Director started to feel shame on the question and before he could say anything, the boy replied)
Boy: In Africa

Teacher: What is that soft thing which gets hard in women's hands?
(Expecting the answer, director had his breath stopping...)
Boy: Nail Polish

Teacher: What do men and women have in the middle of their legs?
(Director's face started to pale)
Boy: Knees

Teacher: Very well. Now tell me which thing a married women has bigger than an unmarried one?
(Director had is body starting to freeze)
Boy: Her mattress

Teacher: What part in my body stays wet more than any other body part?
(Director wanted to cut the question but the boy had started answering already)
Boy: Tongue

In frustration, the director stood up from his chair and said to teacher, send this boy to University and I am leaving my post... I am going back to school to learn some ethics as my mind is too dirty to hold this chair.

 

[The Sandman]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154760865209621

 

[Mentee]

 

[The Eagle]

Shame on you..... This was quick and right on target....

 

[ahsanhaider]

 

[Soumitra]

 

[MastanKhan]

It is neither funny nor stupid but almost deadly

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=577237805798341

 

[Thorough Pro]

Looks like a CGI, no snake can be seen when the hawk supposedly picks it off the ground

It is neither funny nor stupid but almost deadly

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=577237805798341