Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[Rahil khan]

thats a lot of womp womp, nonsense.

WHY is Pakistan about be declared bankrupt now but it wasn't in IK's 3+ years?

According to your former Chairman FBR, Pakistan was bankcrupt already in December 2021. Later he took U-Turn.

Shabbar Zaidi says Pakistan bankrupt, govt making false claims

Brushing aside the government’s tall claims about economic achievements, Shabbar Zaidi, the former chairman of the Federal Board of Revenue , has expressed the belief that the country has gone...

www.thenews.com.pk

why are the phauji's toys like missiles now under IMF scrutiny but it wasn't the case in IK's 3+ years?

Do you know ho much details were handed over to IMF via Imran Khan including details of CPEC and military adventures with China ? Those shared details included everything... Have you got this ability to read objectively or you have nothing up there ?

Pakistan shared details of CPEC loans with IMF: official

Says FATF, provincial spending behaviours, govt’s insufficient parliamentary strength key risks to $6bn bailout.

www.dawn.com

Pakistan’s Economic Turmoil Threatens China’s Ambitions

The balance-of-payments crisis and likely IMF talks could undermine Beijing’s investments.

foreignpolicy.com

Chinese loans details shared with IMF, says minister

ISLAMABAD: Affirming the returns given to power projects under the China-Pakistan Economic Corridor (CPEC) are on...

www.dawn.com

Plus, Pakistan could have never afford to shake confidence of IMF by taking U-Turn of agreed policies regarding petrol & electricity prices....But Thanx to your Niazi...he did it. Confidence was shaken and now IMF is dragging Pakistan to limits. Result. Imran Niazi increased it's political capital in shape of womp womp like yours. Pakistanis suffered unprecedently. Your 2 questions are properly served. Rust In Peace.

 

[SQ8]

Some really stupid and funny things being posted apparently

 

[ghazi52]

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You know, why babies cry when you kiss them..???
Because you look like this up close..

 

[Path-Finder]

According to your former Chairman FBR, Pakistan was bankcrupt already in December 2021. Later he took U-Turn.

Shabbar Zaidi says Pakistan bankrupt, govt making false claims

Brushing aside the government’s tall claims about economic achievements, Shabbar Zaidi, the former chairman of the Federal Board of Revenue , has expressed the belief that the country has gone...

www.thenews.com.pk

Do you know ho much details were handed over to IMF via Imran Khan including details of CPEC and military adventures with China ? Those shared details included everything... Have you got this ability to read objectively or you have nothing up there ?

Pakistan shared details of CPEC loans with IMF: official

Says FATF, provincial spending behaviours, govt’s insufficient parliamentary strength key risks to $6bn bailout.

www.dawn.com

Pakistan’s Economic Turmoil Threatens China’s Ambitions

The balance-of-payments crisis and likely IMF talks could undermine Beijing’s investments.

foreignpolicy.com

Chinese loans details shared with IMF, says minister

ISLAMABAD: Affirming the returns given to power projects under the China-Pakistan Economic Corridor (CPEC) are on...

www.dawn.com

Plus, Pakistan could have never afford to shake confidence of IMF by taking U-Turn of agreed policies regarding petrol & electricity prices....But Thanx to your Niazi...he did it. Confidence was shaken and now IMF is dragging Pakistan to limits. Result. Imran Niazi increased it's political capital in shape of womp womp like yours. Pakistanis suffered unprecedently. Your 2 questions are properly served. Rust In Peace.

you say all that BUT look at things NOW and compare it to things in those articles you posted! none of what you posted answers any questions and its just firing blanks!! despite the state that friend of yours dollar dar left Pakistan in 2018 and then dollar dar returns to finish prohect economic hitman.

Pakistan's forex has vanished! NO more remittances, Exports are Fkd. There is NO more investment. China/GCC and the rest of the world has stuck the middle finger and told PDM + Phauji junta to fk off.

you talk about u turn, yet you are on the cliff next turn!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1637061626598682624

here is a Saudi slap on PDM + Junta's face.

 

[Silicon0000]

ایک دانا شخص سے کسی نے پوچھا کہ آپ اتنے خوش کیسے رہتے ہیں؟ اس نے کہا کہ میں بے وقوف لوگوں سے کبھی بحث نہیں کرتا۔

سوال پوچھنے والے آدمی نے پھر اس دانا شخص سے دریافت کیا کہ آپ انھیں کیا کہتے ہیں؟ دانا شخص بولا ’’میں انھیں کہہ دیتا ہوں کہ آپ ٹھیک کہہ رہے ہیں اور یہیں بات ختم ہوجاتی ہے۔‘‘ پہلے شخص نے پھر کہا کہ ’’پھر بھی آپ کی کوئی دلیل نہ مانے تو آپ کیا کرتے ہیں؟‘‘

بالآخر اس عقل مند انسان نے تاریخی جواب دیا ’’آپ ٹھیک کہہ رہے ہیں۔‘‘




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*حکایت*
جب جہالت چنگھاڑتی ہے تو ذہانت آگے بڑھ جاتی ہے

گدھے نے چیتے سے کہا کہ گھاس نیلی ہے۔ چیتے نے کہا آپ غلط کہہ رہے ہیں۔ گھاس سبز ہے۔ بحث نے طول پکڑا اور دونوں نے فیصلہ کیا کہ کسی ثالثی کی مدد سے بحث حل کرتے ہیں۔
دونوں جنگل کے بادشاہ شیر کے پاس پہنچے اور پہنچتے ہی گدھا چلانے لگا
*ظل سبحانی کیا یہ درست نہیں کہ گھاس نیلے رنگ کی ہوتی ہے؟*
شیر نے کہا
اگر آپ کو یقین ہے کہ گھاس نیلی ہے تو یقیناً نیلی ہی ہو گی۔
گدھے نے یہ سنا تو خوشی سے اچھل پڑا اور چلا کر کہا
آقا چیتا مان نہیں رہا۔ میرے ساتھ اتفاق نہیں کرتا اور مجھے خوامخواہ ناراض کرتا ہے۔
شیر نے کہا کہ چیتے کو سزا ملے گی۔ چناچہ چیتے کو
*تین دن خاموشی کی سزا سنائی گئی*

گدھا ڈھینچوں ڈھینچوں کرتا، خوشی سے چلاتا
*گھاس نیلی ہے۔ گھاس نیلی ہے۔*
چلا گیا۔

تخلیے میں چیتے نے شیر سے پوچھا آپ کا اقبال بلند ہو۔ آپ نے مجھے سزا کیوں دی؟ آخر آپ بھی جانتے ہیں کہ گھاس سبز ہی ہوتی ہے۔"
شیر نے کہا
سزا کا اس سے کوئی تعلق نہیں کہ گھاس سبز ہے یا نیلی ہے۔ سزا آپ کو اس لیے ملی ہے کہ ایک ذہین اور باشعور مخلوق ہونے کے باوجود آپ نے گدھے کے ساتھ بحث کی ہے۔ پھر ایک چیز کی حقیقت اچھی طرح سمجھنے کے باوجود سوال لے کر میرے پاس آئے کہ اس پر مزید مہر تصدیق ثبت ہو۔​

 

[Path-Finder]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1637110724093698049

 

[Rahil khan]

you say all that BUT look at things NOW and compare it to things in those articles you posted! none of what you posted answers any questions and its just firing blanks!! despite the state that friend of yours dollar dar left Pakistan in 2018 and then dollar dar returns to finish prohect economic hitman.

Pakistan's forex has vanished! NO more remittances, Exports are Fkd. There is NO more investment. China/GCC and the rest of the world has stuck the middle finger and told PDM + Phauji junta to fk off.

you talk about u turn, yet you are on the cliff next turn!!

What kinda foreign investment would you expect to come when your Mighty King Khan would hand over details of CPEC project to Trump administration via IMF ?
What kinda foreign investment you expect when bureaucracy was suffering from paralysis due to fear of NAB's hyperactive role?
Case of bureaucrat like Ahad Cheema is an open and shut case of how NAB was utilized to destroy potential foreign investments back in 2017-18. When Ishaq Dar was removed, CPEC had already been started and 20 billion USD's were already invested. Loadshedding war systematically removed and Qatar was providing LNG on dirt cheap price.
Guys like you were questioning were still objecting Chinese investment plans....Now in 2023, you are cursing America...Chinese left after Dasu Dam attack and obviously tour to Russia was a blunder as confessed by Niazi. Hence proved that international exposure never helped to let you know about Pakistan and Pakistani issues. You belong to same scum class of UK which has slowest growth rate on intellectual capacity as compared to other migrants.

 

[Path-Finder]

What kinda foreign investment would you expect to come when your Mighty King Khan would hand over details of CPEC project to Trump administration via IMF ?
What kinda foreign investment you expect when bureaucracy was suffering from paralysis due to fear of NAB's hyperactive role?
Case of bureaucrat like Ahad Cheema is an open and shut case of how NAB was utilized to destroy potential foreign investments back in 2017-18. When Ishaq Dar was removed, CPEC had already been started and 20 billion USD's were already invested. Loadshedding war systematically removed and Qatar was providing LNG on dirt cheap price.
Guys like you were questioning were still objecting Chinese investment plans....Now in 2023, you are cursing America...Chinese left after Dasu Dam attack and obviously tour to Russia was a blunder as confessed by Niazi. Hence proved that international exposure never helped to let you know about Pakistan and Pakistani issues. You belong to same scum class of UK which has slowest growth rate on intellectual capacity as compared to other migrants.

I will say it again, right now! the Chinese have told PDM + Junta to fk off! just look at this. this is where things were to now there is nothing. The Chinese are demanding their money back.

PM vows industrialisation as next step under CPEC

PM vows industrialisation as next step under CPEC Imran witnesses signing ceremony of Development Agreement of Rashakai Special Zone September 14, 2020 Prime Minister Imran Khan witnesses the signing of "Development Agreement of Rashakai Special Economic Zone" in Islamabad on September...

defence.pk

now the Chinese are moving away from Pakistan. you write all that s#it with no substance.

 

[Rahil khan]

I will say it again, right now! the Chinese have told PDM + Junta to fk off! just look at this. this is where things were to now there is nothing. The Chinese are demanding their money back.

PM vows industrialisation as next step under CPEC

PM vows industrialisation as next step under CPEC Imran witnesses signing ceremony of Development Agreement of Rashakai Special Zone September 14, 2020 Prime Minister Imran Khan witnesses the signing of "Development Agreement of Rashakai Special Economic Zone" in Islamabad on September...

defence.pk

now the Chinese are moving away from Pakistan. you write all that s#it with no substance.

"Communication Minister Murad Saeed’s brickbats alleging Rs70 billion corruption in a CPEC project — the Sukkur-Multan motorway — have ‘shocked’ the Chinese state-owned company that won the contract and undertook the project.

“China State Construction Engineering Corporation Ltd [CSCEC] feels extremely shocked by the recent groundless allegations made publicly through the media against the Sukkur-Multan motorway project, undertaken by our company,” an official press release reads."

https://www.facebook.com/dawndotcom/photos/communication-minister-murad-saeeds-brickbats-alleging-rs70-billion-corruption-

i/10161563706325442/?paipv=0&eav=AfYqIdjm9y-dqkQCydDyFHA1-Y90Yiloe5bOhPPwhyy9Ph1C3kihkd8K8g8XScCVAOY&_rdr

China-Pakistan Belt and Road Initiative hits buffers​

Disagreements, terrorism and COVID-19 stymie CPEC projects

China-Pakistan Belt and Road Initiative hits buffers

Disagreements, terrorism and COVID-19 stymie CPEC projects

asia.nikkei.com

China unhappy with pace of CPEC​

China unhappy with pace of CPEC - Daily Times

That the Chinese are “not happy with the current progress of CPEC projects” ought to ring serious alarm bells in Islamabad not just because the Corridor is the landmark project that will provide the kind of infrastructure that will give the Pakistani economy a long-term facelift, but also...

dailytimes.com.pk

CPEC in doldrums, no work done in last three years​

https://www.siasat.com/cpec-in-doldrums-no-work-done-in-last-three-years-2199556/

Meanwhile Papa John's Pizza walay Baba, whom entire stakes were in Amreekaa, was deliberately appointed by your Mighty King Khan, even when he resigned, he was asked to continue until he finally opted to quit. Enjoy your selective exposure of PTI media cell in the empire of Dirt.

 

[Path-Finder]

"Communication Minister Murad Saeed’s brickbats alleging Rs70 billion corruption in a CPEC project — the Sukkur-Multan motorway — have ‘shocked’ the Chinese state-owned company that won the contract and undertook the project.

“China State Construction Engineering Corporation Ltd [CSCEC] feels extremely shocked by the recent groundless allegations made publicly through the media against the Sukkur-Multan motorway project, undertaken by our company,” an official press release reads."

https://www.facebook.com/dawndotcom/photos/communication-minister-murad-saeeds-brickbats-alleging-rs70-billion-corruption-

i/10161563706325442/?paipv=0&eav=AfYqIdjm9y-dqkQCydDyFHA1-Y90Yiloe5bOhPPwhyy9Ph1C3kihkd8K8g8XScCVAOY&_rdr

China-Pakistan Belt and Road Initiative hits buffers​

Disagreements, terrorism and COVID-19 stymie CPEC projects

China-Pakistan Belt and Road Initiative hits buffers

Disagreements, terrorism and COVID-19 stymie CPEC projects

asia.nikkei.com

China unhappy with pace of CPEC​

China unhappy with pace of CPEC - Daily Times

That the Chinese are “not happy with the current progress of CPEC projects” ought to ring serious alarm bells in Islamabad not just because the Corridor is the landmark project that will provide the kind of infrastructure that will give the Pakistani economy a long-term facelift, but also...

dailytimes.com.pk

CPEC in doldrums, no work done in last three years​

https://www.siasat.com/cpec-in-doldrums-no-work-done-in-last-three-years-2199556/
Meanwhile Papa John's Pizza walay Baba, whom entire stakes were in Amreekaa, was deliberately appointed by your Mighty King Khan, even when he resigned, he was asked to continue until he finally opted to quit. Enjoy your selective exposure of PTI media cell in the empire of Dirt.
https://www.siasat.com/cpec-in-doldrums-no-work-done-in-last-three-years-2199556/

now the diarrhea has been turbocharged and the intellechawal is on display.

So to reiterate, Saudi + Gulf have told you to fk off, China has too!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1636306119617392640

this guy is a source of phauji junta, don't you know! the great junta has ruined another relationship with a trusted ally.

 

[Rahil khan]

now the diarrhea has been turbocharged and the intellechawal is on display.

So to reiterate, Saudi + Gulf have told you to fk off, China has too!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1636306119617392640

this guy is a source of phauji junta, don't you know! the great junta has ruined another relationship with a trusted ally.

Kamran Khan is a certified youthia, whom i have closely followed for last 19 years. Rest, your constipated mindset has impotency to even observe what happened with CPEC policy from 2018-22 in which Niazi deliberaely handed over all details of CEPEC project to Uncle Sam...You cannot deny that....All you know is that Khan nay yeh inauguration kar diya woh kar diya. Awesome photo session. You guys need to remind that Lahore Orange Metro inauguration was deliberately delayed because your BRT Peshawar was under completeion which took 3 years and 3 times more budget. Just for insecure tiny mindsets and ugly optics.

 

[ghazi52]

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When a country's exports and imports are equal !! Then it is called economic equilibrium.

 

[ghazi52]

The person has been found, only, need machine and paper to print dollar....

 

[ghazi52]

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Sheikh is worried, whether the cup of tea is mine or Imran Khan's.

 

[StraightEdge]