Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[MastanKhan]

Sir this is how it is culminating nowadays:

I see an assault by a woman on the shopkeeper. Wrong header.

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Goritoes]

Yeh hum hai
Yeh humara PDF hai
aur yahan par bas Trolling ho rahi hai ....

 

[mshan44]

 

[INS_Vikrant]

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Baibars_1260]

It is Bhartiya Vayu Sena भारतीय वायु सेना in Hindi for Indian Airforce
It is Bhartiya Thal Sena भारतीय थल सेना in Hindi for Indian Army
It is Bhartiya Nausena भारतीय नौसेना in Hindi for Indian Navy

in Hindi we call our team Bharatiya cricket team, and when we speak in Hindi we refer to our products as not Made in Bharat but “Bharat me Nirmit/भारत में निर्मित”. We speak in english then we use India.

@Myth_buster_1

Really ?
Your Hindi Sanskrit Chauvinism is sickening !

Why do you use the words India or Indian in the following organizations ?

1. I.A.S for Indian Administrative Service
2. I.P.S for Indian Police Service,
3. I.C.M.R for Indian Council for Medical Research
4. I.P.L. for Indian Premier League,
5. B.C.C.I for Board of Cricket Control for India
6. S.B.I for State Bank of India
7. R.B.I for Reserve Bank of India
8. Bo I. for Bank of India
9. I O B. for Indian Overseas Bank
10. SC I for Shipping Corporation of India
11. AI for Air India
12. IOC. for Indian Oil Corporation
13. IR for Indian Railway
14. AIR for All India Radio
15. IHF for Indian Hockey Federation
16. AIIMS for All India Institute of Medical Services.
17.ISRO for Indian Space Research Organization
18. IOB for Indian Ordinance Board
19. FCI for Food Corporation of India
20. IIT for Indian Institute of Technology
21. IIS for Indian Institute of Science
23. IAA ( AAI ) for Indian Airports Authority or Airports Authority of India
24. ITBP for Indian ( Indo ) Tibetan Border Police.
25. FICI for Federation of Indian Commerce and Industy
26. IE.( I ) for Institution of Engineers ( India )
27. CIL for Coal India Ltd
28. IRCON for Indian Railways Construction
29. SAIL for Steel Authority of India Ltd.

....and blah blah...The above are from my memory only.
Would you like me to continue ?

How about the term "Hindustan" which is supposed to be the land beyond the Indus ?

1. Hindustan Aeronautics Limited
2. Hindustan Steel
3. Hindustan Petroleum
4. Hindustan Fertilizer
5. Hindustan Times
6. Hindustan Unilever
7. Hindustan Zinc
8. Hindustan Copper
9. Hindustan Motors
10. Hindustan Shipyard
12. Hindustan Fertilizer Corporation

Blah Blah ... Above from my memory only... Want me to continue?


A less jingoistic attitude helps ...An aggressive definition of Bharat or Akhand Bharat does not impress anyone. You have three different official names for your nation in usage.
You don't even spell بھارت ( भारत ) the same way in English throughout your country.
South Indians spell it Bharath and North Indians spell it Bharat .

We have ONE name for our nation which is Pakistan regardless of language , not three.

 

[HostileInsurgent]

@Myth_buster_1

Really ?
Your Hindi Sanskrit Chauvinism is sickening !

Why do you use the words India or Indian in the following organizations ?

1. I.A.S for Indian Administrative Service
2. I.P.S for Indian Police Service,
3. I.C.M.R for Indian Council for Medical Research
4. I.P.L. for Indian Premier League,
5. B.C.C.I for Board of Cricket Control for India
6. S.B.I for State Bank of India
7. R.B.I for Reserve Bank of India
8. Bo I. for Bank of India
9. I O B. for Indian Overseas Bank
10. SC I for Shipping Corporation of India
11. AI for Air India
12. IOC. for Indian Oil Corporation
13. IR for Indian Railway
14. AIR for All India Radio
15. IHF for Indian Hockey Federation
16. AIIMS for All India Institute of Medical Services.
17.ISRO for Indian Space Research Organization
18. IOB for Indian Ordinance Board
19. FCI for Food Corporation of India
20. IIT for Indian Institute of Technology
21. IIS for Indian Institute of Science
23. IAA ( AAI ) for Indian Airports Authority or Airports Authority of India
24. ITBP for Indian ( Indo ) Tibetan Border Police.
25. FICI for Federation of Indian Commerce and Industy
26. IE.( I ) for Institution of Engineers ( India )
27. CIL for Coal India Ltd
28. IRCON for Indian Railways Construction
29. SAIL for Steel Authority of India Ltd.

....and blah blah...The above are from my memory only.
Would you like me to continue ?

How about the term "Hindustan" which is supposed to be the land beyond the Indus ?

1. Hindustan Aeronautics Limited
2. Hindustan Steel
3. Hindustan Petroleum
4. Hindustan Fertilizer
5. Hindustan Times
6. Hindustan Unilever
7. Hindustan Zinc
8. Hindustan Copper
9. Hindustan Motors
10. Hindustan Shipyard
12. Hindustan Fertilizer Corporation

Blah Blah ... Above from my memory only... Want me to continue?


A less jingoistic attitude helps ...An aggressive definition of Bharat or Akhand Bharat does not impress anyone. You have three different official names for your nation in usage.
We have ONE name for our nation which is Pakistan regardless of language , not three .

These are the english names plus majority of these orgs were made during British Raj, it will take an hour if I write what we call them in Hindi. But these are just english names, for example:

1. I.A.S for Indian Administrative Service: भारतीय प्रशासनिक सेवा / Bhartiya Prashasnik Seva
2. I.P.S for Indian Police Service: भारतीय पुलिस सेवा / Bhartiya Police Seva


There are both Hindi and English names of each one of the above which are in official use.

 

[Baibars_1260]

These are the english names plus majority of these orgs were made during British Raj, it will take an hour if I write what we call them in Hindi. But these are just english names, for example:

1. I.A.S for Indian Administrative Service: भारतीय प्रशासनिक सेवा / Bhartiya Prashasnik Seva
2. I.P.S for Indian Police Service: भारतीय पुलिस सेवा / Bhartiya Police Seva


There are both Hindi and English names of each one of the above which are in official use.

Because we are a civilisation, you are just a artificially carved out nation.

"Because we are a civilisation, you are just a artificially carved out nation."



A "civilization" that puts its own Hindu brethren population in Manipur under the Armed Forces Special Powers Act. Don't know what the Nagas, Mizos, Khasis, Garos, ( Meghalaya ) think of your civilization having mostly converted to Christianity. We haven't even asked the Tamils yet who claim a Dravidian civilization before the Vedic Era.

There are both Hindi and English names of each one of the above which are in official use.

What's the Hindi equivalent of Indian Premier League?

What is the HIndi equivalent of State Bank of India ?
Could you give the official translation without using the word "State" ?

You still say UP for Uttar Pradesh instead of Oo ( ऊ ) , Pra ( प्र ) , or Oopra
.

You mostly say BJP instead of Bhajpa where the Pa is for party.

Ok, so granted your non- artificial territory is a civilization ( like European civilization) then we must quote Churchill who said :
( Ref: Our duty in India )

"India is no more a nation than Europe"

 

[User]

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[HostileInsurgent]

"Because we are a civilisation, you are just a artificially carved out nation."



A "civilization" that puts its own Hindu brethren population in Manipur under the Armed Forces Special Powers Act. Don't know what the Nagas, Mizos, Khasis, Garos, ( Meghalaya ) think of your civilization having mostly converted to Christianity. We haven't even asked the Tamils yet who claim a Dravidian civilization before the Vedic Era.



What's the Hindi equivalent of Indian Premier League?

What is the HIndi equivalent of State Bank of India ?
Could you give the official translation without using the word "State" ?

You still say UP for Uttar Pradesh instead of Oo ( ऊ ) , Pra ( प्र ) , or Oopra
.

You mostly say BJP instead of Bhajpa where the Pa is for party.

Ok, so granted your non- artificial territory is a civilization ( like European civilization) then we must quote Churchill who said :
( Ref: Our duty in India )

"India is no more a nation than Europe"

Because IPL is not a government organisation or having anything related to government, by that logic there are many brands in India with French and Italian name, so what do you want to prove? We are a civilisation and yes we are. If you can’t understand it then its fine. Now lets agree to disagree We are polluting this thread.

 

[Baibars_1260]

We are a civilisation and yes we are

Partially agree with you. Modifying your statement.

"We were a civilization, and yes we possibly were ..". 5000 years back in the Indus Valley.

Because IPL is not a government organisation or having anything related to government, by that logic there are many brands in India with French and Italian name, so what do you want to prove?

Was simply pointing out the absurdity of your statement below :

There are both Hindi and English names of each one of the above which are in official use.

What is the Hindi equivalent of "Air India" ?

What is the Hindi equivalent of the Indian Institute of Technology ?

My last post..

 

[HostileInsurgent]

What is the Hindi equivalent of "Air India" ?

What is the Hindi equivalent of the Indian Institute of Technology ?

My last post..

Air India was a private airline owned by TATA which was Nationalised by Jawaharlal Nehru, Air India was formerly Indian Airlines which again is going to be privatised by TATA again in a few months.

Indian Institute of Technology is called भारतीय प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान / Bhartiya Praudyogic Sansthan in Hindi (I hope it is correct romanisation of IIT in Hindi).

 

[jamahir]

 

[Myth_buster_1]

These are the english names plus majority of these orgs were made during British Raj, it will take an hour if I write what we call them in Hindi. But these are just english names, for example:

1. I.A.S for Indian Administrative Service: भारतीय प्रशासनिक सेवा / Bhartiya Prashasnik Seva
2. I.P.S for Indian Police Service: भारतीय पुलिस सेवा / Bhartiya Police Seva


There are both Hindi and English names of each one of the above which are in official use.

Because we are a civilisation, you are just a artificially carved out nation.

How can you claim India to have a longer civilization when the name itself originated 400-500 years ago and was never one entity!
Pakistan has longer civilization then India because the religion that you follow originates from Pakistan and sub-cont civilization started from Indus.

I think there should be a petition to change your nations name from India (british raj imposed name) to something original. Why cant India name be made a secondary and "bharatiya" a primary name?

Air India was a private airline owned by TATA which was Nationalised by Jawaharlal Nehru, Air India was formerly Indian Airlines which again is going to be privatised by TATA again in a few months.

Indian Institute of Technology is called भारतीय प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान / Bhartiya Praudyogic Sansthan in Hindi (I hope it is correct romanisation of IIT in Hindi).

Would you be okay if someone robs and beats you up and names you something different? Would you use the newly enforced name? I know you would because you are Indian. LOL