At a Bar;
A Molana preaches :..... Drinking is bad
Man;............. Have you tried it?
Molana:....... no, never.
Man:............ ok ,you try once,if you dnt like it,I'llgive up Drinking
Molana:....... ok, but bring it in teacup ,I dnt want people seeing me drinking.
Man goes to the bartender and says: give me two shots of Rum in Tea- cups.
Bartender:.................... IS THAT MOLANA HERE AGAIN ?????