Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[marcos98]

 

[marcos98]

It might take you a second, but you’ll get it ;-)

A man in China has refused to sell his house as part of a massive development project, which is turning the area into a 40 million dollar apartment and shopping mall. After man demanded 1.3 million for his home, developers had an idea – They just dug around him!

 

[Pukhtoon]

YouTube - India TV ( Indian Media ) Gone Mad Proves

Btw F-16 tu idher Darra Adam Khel Main nahi bane the ?

Who said its American.

Indian Media

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

hmmm....


********.com - Guy Has Different Way of Doing Tequila Shots

 

[no_name]

It might take you a second, but you’ll get it ;-)


[/IMG]

Lol I see that it is worn on the wrong half of the body.

 

[Bas_tum_Pak]

Love Story

 

[su-47]

Alex walks into a bar and sees a large sign, "Free beer for life if you can complete the challenge." He asks the bartender about the challenge. The bartender states the conditions of the challenge,

"First, you have to drink a gallon of pepper tequila without pausing."

"Secondly, there's an alligator with a sore tooth tied at the back of this bar. You have to pull out his tooth with your bare hands."

"Lastly, there's a woman upstairs who has never been sexually satisfied. you have to go up there and give her the best *** ever."

Alex disagrees at first, but after having a few beers and getting a bit drunk, he consents to the challenge. He drinks the whole gallon of pepper tequilla in one go and gets dead drunk. Slowly he stutters into the backyard to where the crocodile is tied up. The people in the bar can hear snapping, screaming, growling, tearing and even more screaming. Everyone is at the edge of their seats.

As everyone watches apprehensively, Alex comes stuttering back into the bar. His clothes are torn and a chunk is missing from his leg. He sways where he stands and demands, "Now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

 

[su-47]

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences...

To: Whom this may concern

Re: Replacement of mouse balls

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

 

[indopak]

YouTube - India TV ( Indian Media ) Gone Mad Proves

nothing new from STUPID INDIATV see this

STUPID INDIATV (if u know hindi)

Billi ka Rescue Operation
IndiaTV brings you a very important coverage
LIVE from the field

 

[Super Falcon]

yaaaar not good this pitai hope guy have survived this

 

[hecj]

Love Story

YouTube - Patai of Girl and Her Boy Friend on date

frm which case ,it is looking funny.thats brutal one.

 

[500]

 

[Skeptic]

Stupid and Funny: Commonwealth Games 2010

 

[pkpatriotic]

 

[BlackenTheSky]