Alex walks into a bar and sees a large sign, "Free beer for life if you can complete the challenge." He asks the bartender about the challenge. The bartender states the conditions of the challenge,
"First, you have to drink a gallon of pepper tequila without pausing."
"Secondly, there's an alligator with a sore tooth tied at the back of this bar. You have to pull out his tooth with your bare hands."
"Lastly, there's a woman upstairs who has never been sexually satisfied. you have to go up there and give her the best *** ever."
Alex disagrees at first, but after having a few beers and getting a bit drunk, he consents to the challenge. He drinks the whole gallon of pepper tequilla in one go and gets dead drunk. Slowly he stutters into the backyard to where the crocodile is tied up. The people in the bar can hear snapping, screaming, growling, tearing and even more screaming. Everyone is at the edge of their seats.
As everyone watches apprehensively, Alex comes stuttering back into the bar. His clothes are torn and a chunk is missing from his leg. He sways where he stands and demands, "Now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"