Stupid and Funny from all over the world

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[Nitin Goyal]

Must watch-- US Marine doing bhangra in iraq

 

[Imran Khan]

Joke of the day

is ko apny khawab aty rehty hain .

 

[Don Jaguar]

i have heard that these people are really good in wasting food.

I have heard the same!!!

 

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[Tehmasib]

must watch.......u must laugh on real real fun....awsom

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1677487897312

 

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[Imran Khan]

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[yousaf goebbels]

he should use his tie now ....in west they dont wash their rears with water.... just a tissue paper

 

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The 6 stages of any project:

1 Enthusiasm

2 Disillusionment

3 Panic

4 Search for the guilty

5 Punishment of the innocent

6 Reward of the non-participants

 

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An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk, totally stressed out.

He gives him the advice: "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered by my wife. It was fantastic, and it really helped; you should try it too!".

Two weeks later, when the manager arrives at his department, he sees the man happy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up, and the computer is running at full speed. "I see you followed my advice".

"I did", answers the employee. "It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice house!".

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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

 

[Last Hope]

 

[Last Hope]