Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[alibaz]

 

[alibaz]

 

[alibaz]

 

[al'ain]

so who's taking up the challenge???

the right one has brain

 

[marcos98]

 

[JonAsad]

Terminator2 in 3 minutes and 21 seconds

 

[WAQAS119]

Traffic Cops In The Islands

Modern Defensive Technique - Nose Picking

 

[LURKER]

Thodi si jo pee li hai

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".


Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"


My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.



Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman". [girly]


Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".



Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".



Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".



Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."



Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

 

[500]

YouTube - Hitler singing Sex Bomb

 

[500]

Russian police at work:

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

YouTube - Dmitry Medvedev feat. Scooter

Medvedev aint got nuthin on Boris Yeltsin!

 

[Peacefulll]

QUICK, READ THIS BEFORE THE SITE IS CHANGED

Terrorism exports to India from Pak to resume | Pakistan | News | Newspaper | Daily | English | Online

Quick, click on the above link and read the article: the headline reads:

Terrorism exports to India from Pak to resume


Read this too, FAST:

We will promote terrorism in the world at every cost: Qureshi | Pakistan | News | Newspaper | Daily | English | Online

Headline reads:

We will promote terrorism in the world at every cost: Qureshi

By bangalorean at 2011-01-10

By bangalorean at 2011-01-10

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

good......supply meets demand

 

[marcos98]