Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[naumananjum]

only 20 rupess vould solv ethis problem

 

[black_magic pk]

only 20 rupess vould solv ethis problem

inflation hai yaar...

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

 

[black_magic pk]

 

[DesiGuy]

hahahaha


that thing is doing push-ups.....i guess!!! lol

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Had seen a video version of it some months back.....

here it is, @ 0:50

Funny Mouse - Video

 

[Xeric]

inflation hai yaar...

only 20 rupess vould solv ethis problem

Back then i have been saving my behind with Rs 5 only, but then their rates have also gone up these days.

 

[hembo]

 

[hembo]

 

[F86 Saber]

only 20 rupess vould solv ethis problem

Well actually you are wrong, these new Traffic Wardens are not much into Bribe yet. Although the black sheep exist everywhere at least all the ones i have encountered have been fair

 

[kugga]

only 20 rupess vould solv ethis problem

Good old days have gone buddy... these police men don't take bribe in general

 

[v9s]

A guy comes in to complain:

 

[gubbi]

 

[marcos98]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand is walking in the countryside and comes across a farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi:
"G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this bloke your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "I'm good."
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the kiwi)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.."

 

[Hasnain2009]