Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[p(-)0ENiX]

I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy!

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Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok

*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Boy : Do you wanna go out with me?

Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy : Did you hear what I just said?

Girl : Yea

Boy : What did I say?

Girl : Do you want to go out with me?

Boy :Yes

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"

Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu$$y when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him!"

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[Roybot]

 

[SBD-3]

This is the most weird cartoon made ever!
Purdy - The Dirdy Birdy - YouTube

 

[friendly_troll96]

I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy!

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Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok

*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Lmao this sh!t is cute, funny and sexy all at the same time.
Thanks for the share, you've made my day.

 

[sajan]

Today i saw this in facebook. And i was surprised to see this news. I think this is an old news and is this news true?

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy!

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Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok

*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Boy : Do you wanna go out with me?

Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy : Did you hear what I just said?

Girl : Yea

Boy : What did I say?

Girl : Do you want to go out with me?

Boy :Yes

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"

Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu$$y when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him!"

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Nice one mate.. Thanks for sharing.

 

[khanz]

 

[RazPaK]

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lolz. Oldest trick in the book.

 

[Leader]

 

[Hyde]

Yeh mota wala dhobi used to be my favourite in most of the rounds... he used to crush everybody by using his hands...

 

[VelocuR]

How come it was deleted? My post was not offensive above. Why?

It is very funny.

 

[pk_baloch]

 

[Sugarcane]

 

[pk_baloch]