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I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy! :D

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Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok

*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

:rofl:

Boy : Do you wanna go out with me?

Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy : Did you hear what I just said?

Girl : Yea

Boy : What did I say?

Girl : Do you want to go out with me?

Boy :Yes

:rofl:

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"

Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu$$y when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him!"

:rofl:
 
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I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy! :D

**********​

Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok

*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights
Lmao this sh!t is cute, funny and sexy all at the same time.
Thanks for the share, you've made my day.:angel:
 
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Today i saw this in facebook. And i was surprised to see this news. I think this is an old news and is this news true? :eek:
 
I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy! :D

**********​

Boy: Lets play the firetruck game

Girl: How do you play?

Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop

Girl: Ok

*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!

Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

:rofl:

Boy : Do you wanna go out with me?

Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy : Did you hear what I just said?

Girl : Yea

Boy : What did I say?

Girl : Do you want to go out with me?

Boy :Yes

:rofl:

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"

Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu$$y when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him!"

:rofl:

Nice one mate.. Thanks for sharing.
 
How come it was deleted? My post was not offensive above. Why?

It is very funny. :blink:
 
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