Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Dandpatta]

That is bloody marvelous, i know what to get Mrs. Ranger for her Birthday.

The weight shows her body weight or........ ... ahem.. the weight of one of the mammary dome?

 

[Tehmasib]

 

[Maleesh]

 

[Maleesh]

Bear Grylls Jokes

 

[Tehmasib]

 

[Crypto]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

 

[Mujahid]

This is what we at PDF do.

What was the name of this film series ?

 

[JonAsad]

 

[Fekay]

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your f*****g Ferrari then?

 

[Devil Soul]

 

[Sugarcane]

Desi Shesha

 

[third eye]

 

[Zabaniyah]

What was the name of this film series ?

Police Academy.
Police Academy (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[DRaisinHerald]