Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[arp2041]

 

[Tehmasib]

 

[hunter_hunted]

Are those man boobies

 

[arp2041]

i think this news deserves this thread:

I'm more popular than Nitish Kumar in Pakistan, says Lalu Prasad : East, News - India Today



Lalu who has lost considerable ground to nitish in Bihar is now fighting with him for popularity in Pakistan

 

[JonAsad]

 

[Arav_Rana]

 

[Tehmasib]

Aur saath sukhar hy yeh ni lekha k yeh b Zardari ka kam hy

 

[JonAsad]

If animals have FACEBOOK/
BBM/
WhatsApp, these are most
likely to
be their Status Updates :

COCKROACH: "Managed to
skip
from some one’s foot step..
Man, I
lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Dog: "My 7th child is asking
who
is her dad. What shall I tell
her??,I
don’t even remember"....

Mosquito: "I am HIV
positive.. this
is all due to wrong
sucking""

Goat : "Friends, don’t go
out, Eid is
coming soon"
,

Chicken: "If tomorrow
there's no
status update from my
side,
means I'm being served at
KFC.

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[airuah]

That's how you mark your women, you just smother your bloody name right on their back, I'm going to do this to my future wife, luckily for her my name is short.

she is lucky if "only" your name was short

 

[JonAsad]

Height of Kuch Bhi

Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache?

Student: Sir 9 Haathi

Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?

Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon..

Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!

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[Leader]

That's how you mark your women, you just smother your bloody name right on their back, I'm going to do this to my future wife, luckily for her my name is short.

if that wasn't a joke... you are a sickk basttard !!

 

[JonAsad]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[laiqs@mi]