Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Mootaz-khelifi]

21 days habibi 21-12-12. I should start saving some food cans as a precaution. Else i will be counting on Aliens to come and rescue me.

do u really believe that crap it's Mayan Mumbo jumbo

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

Its about this development
UN general assembly makes resounding vote in favour of Palestinian statehood | World news | The Guardian

what is funny about it

 

[hunter_hunted]

do u really believe that crap it's Mayan Mumbo jumbo

Ahhh no i dont. But HollyMollywood want me to believe but i dont believe that world if going to end after 20 days.

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

Ahhh no i dont. But HollyMollywood want me to believe but i dont believe that world if going to end after 20 days.

i don't believe because only Allah ( means god ) know the Unseen

 

[livingdead]

self-delete

 

[hunter_hunted]

What if allah told via his messenger to mayan these things.

Thats a good question. But even Muhammad

never said that on 2012 world will end but he surely informed humanity about signs of End of Times.

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

What if allah told via his messenger to mayan these things.

no massenger where sent to america Continent as fare i know only near Fertile Crescent and KSA now

Thats a good question. But even Muhammad

never said that on 2012 world will end but he surely informed humanity about signs of End of Times.

u right there signs and only few that happened

 

[livingdead]

self delete

 

[Rajput_Pakistani]

 

[Arav_Rana]

PAPPU 1 GHAR KE NICHE SU-SU KAR
RAHA THA
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UPAR SE 1 AURAT BOLI:-
DIKHTA NAHI HAI DIWAR HAI..
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PAPPU bola:
THODA SIDE SE DEKHO.. DIKH
JAYEGA.

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Some funny full forms

RIP : remain in place
WIFE : wonderful instrument for exploring
SON : solution for nothing
ASAP : as slow as possible
MATHS : mental attack to healthy students
GIRLS : ghost in real life
And th most weird one :-
OBAMA : object born in africa managing america...

 

[A1Kaid]

A photo I recently took, I was about to pick up this sandwich for lunch but then quickly noticed...See if you can spot whats wrong...

 

[JonAsad]

A photo I recently took, I was about to pick up this sandwich for lunch but then quickly noticed...See if you can spot whats wrong...

Is it halal?-

 

[A1Kaid]

Is it halal?-

No buddy (no meaning I doubt it was prayed upon), it's a turkey sandwich from an American shop. I can't always eat halal living here; the availability and prevalence of halal isn't always there. If I had to eat halal only I would starve to death. Although home cooked meals are made from halal foods.

 

[JonAsad]

No buddy, it's a turkey sandwich from an American shop. I can't always eat halal living here; the availability and prevalence of halal isn't always there. If I had to eat halal only I would starve to death. Although home cooked meals are made from halal foods.

No prob-

I think the turkey should be between the left two slice instead of middle -

 

[A1Kaid]

That Howie guy is a D!ck-

Now that's how you mark your women...

No prob-

I think the turkey should be between the left two slice instead of middle -

Correct, I could have just taken the turkey and put it in the proper spot but just got a different one. This one was 'defective'.