Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[A1Kaid]

Lol hilarious...

 

[VCheng]

 

[indopak]

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after his death the atheist fell down into the hell. when he opened his eyes, he could not beliving what he did see: a beautiful beach, a shining sun and a pleasent wind. the atheist walk along the beach, untill he saw a being with hoof of an horse and a tail. he asked him if he was the devil. it affirmates and starts to chat with the atheist. after a while he sends the atheist to get a drink from the nearby bar.
on his way back the atheist hears screams and notice a black hole on the ground. he goes to check and saw humans crying and being hitted by demons. the atheist runs to the devil and ask him why there is a black hole. the devil didn't understadnd. the atheist explained the hole, where demons were punishing humans and them crying. "ah", said the devil, "these are the christians, they want it this way..."

 

[VCheng]

 

[friendly_troll96]

For the Indian friends who need a quickie!

 

[VCheng]

 

[Sugarcane]

 

[VCheng]

 

[BATMAN]

 

[Irfan Baloch]

(Pakistani PM is hitting his defence lawyer Aatzaz for losing his case in supreme court)
translation

Salay! Tu to kehta tha k suzaa nahi ho gi


(cant find any appropriate alternative for salay so i went for a usual English alternative insult in such cases)

@*sh*le! you were saying there wont be any conviction

 

[Frank Martin]

Girl: Which computer do you have?
Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.4 Ghz, 8 GB RAM, 1 TB HDD, Nvidia GTX 580 Graphics Card and Windows 7 x64.
Boy: Which computer do you have?
Girl: A pink one

 

[THE MASK]

 

[LURKER]

College professors describe a kiss
:

*COMPUTER SCIENCE*
"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."

*ALGEBRA*
"A kiss is two divided by nothing."

*PHYSICS*
"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart."

*CHEMISTRY*
"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts."

*ACCOUNTING*
"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned."

*ECONOMICS*
"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than
the supply."

*PHILOSOPHY*
"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for
the old."

*THEOLOGY*
"A kiss is divine."

*EARTH SCIENCES*
"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when
recycled often."

*PHARMACOLOGY*
"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails
you."

*LAW*
"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second
part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of
lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time
for a temporary period."

*POLITICAL SCIENCE*
"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone
other than your spouse."

*ENGINEERING*
"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word."

 

[no_name]

 

[LURKER]