Stupid and funny from all over the world - II
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awesome brother....neither stupid nor funny but brilliant....
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Three Americans and three Nigerians are traveling by a US train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Nigerians buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American. "Watch the ride my youth !" answers a Nigerian. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Nigerians cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train is departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Nigerians on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Nigerians don`t buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch the ride my youth !! " says a Nigerian. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a restroom and the three Nigerians cram into another one nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Nigerians leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please"
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Question in a Biology exam:
Draw the female reproductive organ.
As the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs.
A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's copying
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Shortly after the train is departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Nigerians on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Nigerians don`t buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch the ride my youth !! " says a Nigerian. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a restroom and the three Nigerians cram into another one nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Nigerians leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please"
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Question in a Biology exam:
Draw the female reproductive organ.
As the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs.
A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's copying
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---------- Post added at 08:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:54 PM ----------
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The old and frail Pope lay dying in the hospital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" asked the nurse.
"I would really like to see Karunanidhi and Laloo before I die," whispered the Pope.
"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the two men and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived: Karunanidhi and Laloo would be delighted to visit the Pope.
As they went to the hospital, Karunanidhi commented to Laloo, "I don't know why the old man wants to see us but it will certainly help our image."
Karunanidhi couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the Pope's bedside, he took Karunanidhi's hand in his right hand and Laloo's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old Pope's face.
Finally Laloo spoke. "Holy Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near your end?"
The dying Pope slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ." He paused to take a breath, then added, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same..."
"Yes, Father?" asked the nurse.
"I would really like to see Karunanidhi and Laloo before I die," whispered the Pope.
"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the two men and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived: Karunanidhi and Laloo would be delighted to visit the Pope.
As they went to the hospital, Karunanidhi commented to Laloo, "I don't know why the old man wants to see us but it will certainly help our image."
Karunanidhi couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the Pope's bedside, he took Karunanidhi's hand in his right hand and Laloo's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old Pope's face.
Finally Laloo spoke. "Holy Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near your end?"
The dying Pope slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ." He paused to take a breath, then added, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same..."
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