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Meanwhile in India-

after 100 years-

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Sachin Tendulker still trying for his 100'th century- :D-
 
Meanwhile in India-

after 100 years-

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Sachin Tendulker still trying for his 100'th century- :D-

Looks like he converted too while he was at it. I can so see a 1000 page thread about "Sachin accepts Islam" being made on PDF:lol:
 


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but seriously :cheesy:

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Ok MAstan sahib HUmari Eng theek nahi to ap ney KHULEY AMM EILAN KER DIYA :D

its amriki angreezi ...:disagree: not that you were wrong.
 
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And some more.......:lol:


In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own @ss?

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.


In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.


Funny English Mistranslations
 
 
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"Ok why are you here?" asked the counsellor.

"I hate my wife" I said.

"Wow. That's quite a statement. You can't hate her all the time, surely?"

"Ok, maybe two thirds of the time I can't stand her."

"Right. Well that's progress. So the other third of the time, you must like her?"

"No, the other third I'm asleep."
 
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