ironman
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A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old ****...
As he feels that the old **** could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young **** from the market...
Old **** to Young ****:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...
Young ****: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old **** : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young ****: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old ****: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.
Young ****: OKKK..
What kind of competition?
Old ****: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young ****: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young **** allows the Old **** to start off &
when the Old **** crosses the 10 meters mark the Young **** chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old ****'s back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly....."BANG" !!!
Before he could overtake the old ****, he was shot dead by the farmer...
who cursed,
"Hell"
This is the 5th GAY **** I've bought this week." ??
Moral: Always respect your seniors & Watch out for corporate politics !!!!!
As he feels that the old **** could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young **** from the market...
Old **** to Young ****:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...
Young ****: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old **** : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young ****: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old ****: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.
Young ****: OKKK..
What kind of competition?
Old ****: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young ****: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young **** allows the Old **** to start off &
when the Old **** crosses the 10 meters mark the Young **** chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old ****'s back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly....."BANG" !!!
Before he could overtake the old ****, he was shot dead by the farmer...
who cursed,
"Hell"
This is the 5th GAY **** I've bought this week." ??
Moral: Always respect your seniors & Watch out for corporate politics !!!!!