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[Xeric]

Some more of the blood warming type....

In a Battle,
a Soldier was going to bring his Wounded Friend back from the Field.
His Capt says,
" Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".
But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.
Seeing the dead body, Captain says
"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".
The soldier replies
"No sir, it was really of gr8 worth. When I reached, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words.
" I KNEW U'll COME". .

 

[Xeric]

''LOVE''

in France
is a Comedy..

in England
a Tragedy..

in Italy
a Wonder..

in Germany
a Drama..

bt


In Pakistan
National Game hai Sab Khailo !

 

[Rafael]

A son to an Indian Dad: Pitta jee apko cancer howa hai phr aap sab ko AIDS kiyon batatey ho?

Dad: Takey mere jaaney key baad koi teri maa ko haath na lagaaye!

 

[Rafael]

A punjabi women talking to an english doctor in London about her ill child:

My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da

Bus weep da hi weep da!

 

[Xeric]

Baby baby
Yes mama Poem Ka punjbi version

Kakay kakay
Han beybay


Phak li cheeni
Na beybay

Jhoot marda
Na beybay

Lawan jutti
Na beybay

Khol bootha
HaHaHa

 

[Xeric]

Qus; Woh kon si cheez ha jo Gosht aur Haddi se bani hoi ha aur akser Naak me pai jati ha?
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Answer;
" Ungli " ,

 

[Xeric]

IThe Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
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A Bomb Should Have Fallen

Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON...:

 

[San]

Man walking home from wife's funeral, suddenly a storm starts with thunder and lightning and the man is drenched.

Man: "Lagta hai pohanch gae!"

 

[Xeric]

Sardar: Kal raat maine 3 ghante 1 English film dekhì. Us mein na
koi banda tha aur na koi awaz.

Friend: Film ka naam kya tha?

Sardar: PLEASE INSERT DISC.

 

[Xeric]

Dar dar phirtay hain FARAZ Gham-e-ishq k maray

Laado k Lashkaray, Jag mag kapray saray...

 

[Rafael]

1 punjabi road k kinaray SuSu kar raha tha. Aik angrez ne us se pocha:What do you do?

Punjabi replied:I open the narra and Do The Dew.

 

[Xeric]

Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:

RULE1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar milega nahi

RULE2:
Dosri baar is tarha khao k pehli baar mila hi nahi tha..!!;-)

 

[Xeric]

Sardar & his wife fiLed an appLication 4 divorce.



Judge asked: How wiLL U both divide 3 chiLdren?



Sardar thought & repLied: Ok we wiLL appLy next year

 

[Xeric]

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni aen!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti.... Vadi aai true love di..

 

[Rafael]

Ek sheikh tandoor se roti le ker ghar araha tha, achanak ek kuta us se roti cheen ker bhaaga...Sheikh bhi us ke peechy bhaaga..jab sheikh bhaagtey bhaagtey thakk gaya to rukka aur saans le ker bola :

"aye Allah is roti ka sawaab abba marhoom ko dena"