SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

Well for all those who belive in casts and stuff, here is one for you:

Jutt howay tey laraka na huway, goli maar deyo
Butt howey teh sohna na howey, goli maar deyo
Sheikh howey teh kanjoos na howey, goli maar deyo
Sehgal howey teh gappi na howey, goli maar deyo
khawaja howey te shokha na howey, goli maar deyo
Arain howey, jithey wi howe goli maar deyo

No offence, just a joke

 

[Blossom]

haan haan raheel yehi wala tha.mujhe type nahi kerna aata in punjabi.lol thanks

 

[Blossom]

aur bhi hain inke.
je tu putter hain sain da
wasa na khain arain da

 

[Rafael]

aur bhi hain inke.
je tu putter hain sain da
wasa na khain arain da

wat does that mean?

 

[Xeric]

If U hav Telent

If U hav Skil

& U want to do
Something 4 Others

Dont waste Ur time

&
Join








Lucky Irani Circus
PAKISTAN da Sub toun wadia Circus.

 

[Xeric]

Frog asks an astrologist: plz tel my future?
Astrlgst:a beautiful smart girl wil touch ur body
frog:wow!wen & where?
Astrlgst:1st semister in biology lab

 

[Xeric]

Teacher:
Pappu dunya ke pehle insan kon tha
?

Pappu:Hazrat Aadam
.

Teacher:
Shabash, batao un ki Nationality kya thi
?

Pappu:
Pakistani
.

Teacher:
Woh kaise?

Pappu:
Unh ke pas ghar bhi nahin tha, kapre bhi nahin, aata bhi nahin, bijli bhi nahin,
Phir bhi woh zinda rahy.

 

[Xeric]

Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.

Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.

Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he..

 

[Tornado]

son to sardar papa: Papa 5+5 kitne honde hege?
Sardar: Oye ullu de pathhe ,gadhe,paagal , bewakoof, nalayaka tenu kujh bhi nai aanda.


Jaa andro calculator le ke aa, main hune tainu dasda ha.

 

[Tornado]

A just married Sardar got divorce on next day of wedding.
Reason: On "suhagraat" he found a sticker on his wife's panty ,"OK TESTED".

 

[Tornado]

Shadi ke din ,patni pati se:suno ji, aaj se aapke bina main nahi aur mere bine aap nahi..

Shaadi ke dus saal baad: Kutte aaj ya to tu nahi ya phir main nahi.

 

[Beskar]

RAHEEL and ENIGMA:

Thank you for all the material that you've posted in this thread. I swear, I laughed my a$$ off! Keep bringing more of this hilarious stuff! This thread should be updated DAILY if necessary!

Props to all the contributions!

 

[Beskar]

I'll post a couple of them as well. Since they're all copy pastes, Ignore the horrible grammar

One day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him. "Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Sardar:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."

 

[Beskar]

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

 

[Beskar]

(2 Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy) Sardar1 "Look so many bandages pakka truck accident case" Sardar2 "Aaho truck nambar bhi likha hai BC-1760"