SMS Thread!!

[Pk_Thunder]

China mai Olympics munaqad honay ki khoshi mai eak shair arz kia hai!

Chang sho shoi
ting pong ching pu,Faraz!

shun ching chee
toi toi,oee oee!
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[Pk_Thunder]

Sardar halwai se, tum kitnay saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?

Halwai barray fakhar se bola: 30 saal se

Sardar: barri sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak jalaibi seedhi nahi bani!

 

[Blossom]

lol...I like it...I like this thread

 

[Xeric]

Khaksar k dil-e-mothareq-o-demagh-e-muntasher may
ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqayad hy k kahen
janab-e-muhtaram-o-izat-e-maa-aab banda-i-ranjeda-o-sanjeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi.
k arsa-i-daraz se janab-e-faater-ul-aaqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o-faqeer ko koi sms nahi kiya hy..!!

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Who is Guilty?

Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts,''Quick my Husband is back'' Man gets up,jumps out of the window n.............................Realises.....















''Dammit i am the husband''!

 

[Xeric]

"Law of Love" drived from Newton's Laws

"Evry bad boy continues to do cher chaar unless a chamaat or sandal with a speed of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him.

 

[Xeric]

Who is Guilty?

Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts,''Quick my Husband is back'' Man gets up,jumps out of the window n.............................Realises.....















''Dammit i am the husband''!

You naughty boy!

 

[Blossom]

Hey Enigma your avatar says :I'm the one your mother warned you about"...are you a "bacchey uthaaney wala" Pathan?

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Sardar English ke paper mai fail ho gaya,He did the english Translation like this...

1: May aam admi nahi hun...''I m not a Mango man''

2: Sarda aur Garma fruits hain...''Colda and Hota are fruits''

3: Mujhe bhi English aati hai...'' English comes to me also''

4: 2 aur 2 barabar 4...''Give and Give is equal to 4''

5: Mera tauluq haripur hazara se hai...''I m belong to Green pur thousanda''!

 

[Xeric]

Hey Enigma your avatar says :I'm the one your mother warned you about"...are you a "bacchey uthaaney wala" Pathan?

i am worse then that!

 

[Blossom]

i am worse then that!

kahin aap "Arain"(the caste) tou nahi hain?

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Muslim Lady: Assalamualaikum.

Molvi: yeh Jannat mai jaigi

Hindu Lady: Namastay.

Molvi: yah Dozzakh mai jaigi

Christian Lady: Hi Darling!

Molvi: Yeh mere saath jaigi..!

 

[Pk_Thunder]

i am worse then that!

Really!

 

[Xeric]

kahin aap "Arain"(the caste) tou nahi hain?

Well what the caste system has to do with it.

BTW i m not arain.
Just out of curiosity what wrong an arain did with you?

 

[Xeric]

The Reason Why Most Men Prefer To KISS Women's Lips...
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Thats The Best & Probably The Only Way To Shut A Woman's Mouth For Atleast Some Seconds...