Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

[Abu Zolfiqar]

bhai if we are going to do everything that what Mr Malik going to do

mend his ways and learn how to get his game back on point

now later on somebody going to say lets plan his honeymoon trip bhai Malik ki zarorat hi kya hai agar sab kaam hum ne hi kar dena hai to

way ahead of you, partner




they will go to Skardu, in chauffeur-driven Mercedes S600

 

[Hyde]

Agreed but how can you marry on phone that too when u r captain of international team. That was hillarious.

Peoples are using Technology nowadays................ Before there was no phone so Man and the wife used to be present on the marriage but nowadays peoples marry on the phone

 

[prithwidw]

it's not our fault, those are indian citizens doing those things isnt it

not our problem they like to pay respects to Pakistan nation.

Correction. They are paid by Pakistani establishment to do those things as Mehbooba Mufti claimed. Btw, they are also silenced by our guns. Love target practice.

never happened before.....

if it did, those who did it wouldnt live long to talk about it.

It's already started. Watch out

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Peoples are using Technology nowadays................ Before there was no phone so Man and the wife used to be present on the marriage but nowadays peoples marry on the phone

facilitated by bangalorey call centers

 

[prithwidw]

I'm sitting here havin a drink and i just choked laughing for a good minute.

I am from Assam. Those are illegal Pakistanis in Assam. Don't worry, they will soon be deported to Pakistan or Hell.

 

[Hyde]

facilitated by bangalorey call centers

It means we can now offially blame RAW for this aftermath (like india blame ISI)

 

[prithwidw]

facilitated by bangalorey call centers

What's so funny? We are earning our Billions by working hard. We are not dependent on aid even for foodgrains.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Correction. They are paid by Pakistani establishment to do those things

where's the evidence?

even if it were true, isnt this welcome development? If the locals hang the flag, and if it took so long for the flag to be taken down (as was case in Assam) -- then do the democratic thing and appreciate the will of the people

as Mehbooba Mufti claimed.

who??

Btw, they are also silenced by our guns. Love target practice.

many Kashmiris know already yaara!

 

[Windjammer]

I am from Assam. Those are illegal Pakistanis in Assam. Don't worry, they will soon be deported to Pakistan or Hell.

Or may be Gujrat.

 

[prithwidw]

where's the evidence?

even if it were true, isnt this welcome development? If the locals hang the flag, and if it took so long for the flag to be taken down (as was case in Assam) -- then do the democratic thing and appreciate the will of the people

Thanks for the goodwill. We'd seriously like Pakistan do the same in Balochistan first.

who??

Please try to keep up with current affairs. You might have a drink too much.

many Kashmiris know already yaara!

You mean P-O-K Kashmiris?
They are ours too, one day we will have em' too. Harbor no doubt about that.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Or may be Gujrat.

in the (very unlikely) scenario that I were illegal immigrant in india --- i sure as hell wouldnt venture out to Assam of all places.

do they even have running water over there?





(jk)

 

[mehru]

pakistani cricketers are always famous for marrying oversea girls first imran khan and now shoaid malik i wounder who is next?

Wasim Akram i guess with Sushmita sen.

 

[prithwidw]

in the (very unlikely) scenario that I were illegal immigrant in india --- i sure as hell wouldnt venture out to Assam of all places.

do they even have running water over there?
(jk)

You should come and visit now. After deporting all illegal immigrants, Assam in now quieter than the whole of Pakistan put together. Those illegal immigrants were the main cause of terrorism and insurgency. In 5 years time, starting from today, we will see miracles.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Thanks for the goodwill. We'd seriously like Pakistan do the same in Balochistan first.

did Baluch hang indian flag?

Please try to keep up with current affairs. You might have a drink too much.

it isnt Saturday

You mean P-O-K Kashmiris?

Kashmiris are Kashmiris.

They are ours too, one day we will have em' too. Harbor no doubt about that.

Thanks for the jokes


(honest!)


You know, I really should quit my job and go into the flags business. Pakistan flag exports to Sri Nagar locality would sell like hot cakes

 

[prithwidw]

did Baluch hang indian flag?




it isnt Saturday




Kashmiris are Kashmiris.



Thanks for the jokes


(honest!)


You know, I really should quit my job and go into the flags business. Pakistan flag exports to Sri Nagar locality would sell like hot cakes

You can surely try that. But I guess you would run out of business, as we hardly would let your flags slip out of LoC. Till then, happy dreaming. All you have done all these 62 years though.