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Learning Alfabet The Punjaabi Way !




A is for Aiscreame


B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or
whatever.


C
is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is
its first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g.
'Defence Cloney'.


D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'


E is for Expanditure, the spending of money


F
is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is
actually just the front of a building


G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1
driver to shame.


H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be
careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.


I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.


J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.


K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses
(e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji')


L is for Loin, the king of the jungle


M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were
in love with.


N is for 'No Problem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.(And now a days for Nawaz)


O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting (Oyy!), anger
(OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy...).


P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far(100 km) a
Punjabi is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj mint (5
minutes...).


Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslatable into Punjabi – does
not exist in the culture. :D


R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one (risk),
even if the odds are against him.


S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the
cars in Delhi .


T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chickun.


U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncul-ji' (All the uncles on forum watch out hihihi)

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.


W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming, ji?'


X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi conversations.


Y is for 'You nonsanse', when anger replaces vocabulary in a shouting match.


Z is for Zindgi which every Punjabi knows how to live to the fullest.

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Arz kiya hai...

"Woh dill hi kiya tere milne ki jo dua na kare
Main tujhe ko bhool ke zinda rahoon, khuda na kare"
 
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Irshaad irshaad....shammadaan aap ke agay hai huzoor.

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