Pak 'spy' pigeon caught on border, police suspect ISI hand

[IndianArmy]

Self delete

 

[EyelessInGaza]

now indians will steal into their social programs to fund a Rs. 4.5 crore for a special holding cell, connected to a court facility where legal commiserations and briefings will take place for an excessively long period of time

it'll let out a few clucks, and indian will interpret it as confession of working on behalf of ISI services



am i too far off the mark?

So many responses, so little time.

Agencies Report:

In a stunning development Inspector Hare Lal of the Special Branch (The Really, Really, 'Special' Branch) was ordered to repeatedly sing 'Kabutar Ja Ja Ja' in an attempt to get the pigeon to fly back and identify its handlers in Pakistan. At the time of writing this report the aforementioned pigeon was not only refusing to fly, it was also perched on the Inspector's left shoulder, angrily defecating.

Meanwhile Dr. Ramalinga Shyamalinga of ADA, Bangalore, has announced that the pigeon' remarkable aerodynamic achievement will be at the core of a Rs 3000 crore, 30 year program, to develop an advanced , 30th generation stealth fighter . "Clearly the pigeon flies" said Ramalinga Shyamalinga, "That's new for us".

In an emotional outburst, Shankar Singh Mithaiwala, an octogenarian based in Mumbai, stated, " Their pigeon has the same blood as our pigeons, we are one and the same birds, sorry people, after all". Mithaiwala expired soon after he made that comment.

This was angrily refuted by the greatest -strategist- in- the -world- and-I'm- totally -not -a-loon- guys, The Honourable Zaid Hamid. "It is clear that the pigeon is descended from Turkish, Arabic, racially totally Muslim pigeons. Look at it! It's fair and lovely, not dark and ugly". Hamid also claimed that it was a Jewish Hindu American conspiracy and that "Very soon we would roast the pigeon on the walls of Red Fort in New Delhi".

Hamid promised that millions of Pakistan pigeons would soon be defecating in Delhi, according to the old prophecy of Pigeon-e-Hind.

Meanwhile the ISI has announced that the pigeon will be decorated with the Nishan-e-Haider for gallantry. The ISI refused to comment further, saying only that "Everyone in the ISI has a Nishan-e-Haider but it's a secret."

In an apparently unrelated incident, the RAW has shot two dogs, three goats and fifteen squirrels that were seen mysteriously loitering near the border.

 

[Hammy007]

now i am waiting for pakistani hamsters doing kinda mumbai attack or rather say
bang lore attack.

indian media will say, pakistani hamsters terrorized india yet again now, we want jigeet singh for exchange of pakstani hamsters..

living in cuckoos world arent they.

btw great idea like movie "wanted" ISI should let a pakistani trained mouse sneak into new deli and to MMS it will go and there and boom "fire in the hole"....

 

[Novice09]

This pigeon is impressed by Shoaib Malik.. He wants to mateeeee
Take his passport

Did GoP issued passport and visa to him?

from the news I come to know that he was not holding any of these documents

 

[Prometheus]

next time(during a war) we gotta make and send a fleet of kamikaze pigeons, so they can prevent take offs from indian bases...

well India has already developed anti-kamikaze pigeon system.......

 

[IndianArmy]

next time(during a war) we gotta make and send a fleet of kamikaze pigeons, so they can prevent take offs from indian bases...

We have had 2 successful test flight of kamikaze Pigeon Interceptors

And This is Under development for jamming any Incoming birds, or Animals, Air to Air and Air to ground and Air to Sea

 

[Dr.Evil]

According to kapoor, 'the pigeon stated that it can fight a war on two fronts!'

In response Kapoor said India would fight a 3D war.

One seeing the above statement - Gen. Kiyani said, we are doing everything possible for Minimum detterence ( Min.flock of Piegons ) of pakistan.

Even if we pakistanis have to eat grass, we will but will not let our pigeons die of Hunger.

 

[S-A-B-E-R->]

now i am waiting for pakistani hamsters doing kinda mumbai attack or rather say
bang lore attack.

indian media will say, pakistani hamsters terrorized india yet again now, we want jigeet singh for exchange of pakstani hamsters..

living in cuckoos world arent they.

btw great idea like movie "wanted" ISI should let a pakistani trained mouse sneak into new deli and to MMS it will go and there and boom "fire in the hole"....

hamster dont know but new anti tank sheeps ma work out
http://www.jokesplusplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/nzarmedforcesupgraded.jpg

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

u know, the israelis have a remote controlled earthworm that is fully maneuverable and gives live video feed

nifty stuff

 

[rohailmalhi]

One seeing the above statement - Gen. Kiyani said, we are doing everything possible for Minimum detterence ( Min.flock of Piegons ) of pakistan.

Even if we pakistanis have to eat grass, we will but will not let our pigeons die of Hunger.

and we will train thm so tht they dont crash land in to a coconut tree .

 

[rohailmalhi]

well India has already developed anti-kamikaze pigeon system.......

India's new Anti kamikaze pigeon system , capable of destroying incoming hostile kamikaze pigeon , on Monday encountered a coordination problem and failed to take off during a planned launch from the Integrated Test Range at Wheeler Island off Orissa coast.

 

[ameer219]

Ahhh man , they caught out pigeon! We should use the Pegerine Falcon, speed at about 370KMH when diving!

 

[hal-fgfa]

India's new Anti kamikaze pigeon system , capable of destroying incoming hostile kamikaze pigeon , on Monday encountered a coordination problem and failed to take off during a planned launch from the Integrated Test Range at Wheeler Island off Orissa coast.

well its good pakistan trying new things because their current fighter are not able to come inside india

 

[Prometheus]

India's new Anti kamikaze pigeon system , capable of destroying incoming hostile kamikaze pigeon , on Monday encountered a coordination problem and failed to take off during a planned launch from the Integrated Test Range at Wheeler Island off Orissa coast.

due to some technical problems ..........the test flight has been postponed

 

[IBRIS]

Ask General Deepak Kapoor. He can give us more info about this pigeon for sure.

DEEPAK KAPOOR HAS RETIRED