Our Member Arsalan got married

[Stephen Cohen]

@Arsalan Many Congratulations mate ; Welcome to the club

 

[Blue Marlin]

hahahah
yaar tum na tu sara menu yaad kia hua ha shadion ka


Yup, you did warned me.


HERE!!
Got married a few days ago and have been busy with all that.


Thanks a lot bro!
I am sorry i was not able to individually invite all the friends here. Came back from Germany trip and just had one week or so to get things in order. Forum pa aan he km hua. Sorry about that. Did made a small post however mentioning the upcoming event in some thread.

Thank you again for you well wishes.

Yeah, there was as EXCLLENT post about it in another thread too, here it is:

I hope someone can translate this for you
It is like the verses you need to recite for a successful marriage, like you are looking beautiful, you are so sweet, you work a lot, you should take good care of yourself, etc etc and just read them out loud in front of your better half. KEY TO SUCCESS they say!!

and thank you EVERYONE!!
Lots of greetings and well wishes coming in and i really really appreciate them all. Thanks a lot. It wont be possible to quote reply all of them but i have read them all and really appreciate the gesture.

ah yes now i remember you were saying your getting married in late jan, i think you said 29th?

few things:

it is now illegal to smile/laugh whilst on the computer/phone

you wife must know you phone password otherwise she'll think your upto no good

going out with your friends is now a big no no. unless you want her tagging along to spoil the fun.

you either giver her a car or she will want yours and give it make in many pieces.

theres more but dont worry those are the basics to survive.

didn't you say your 30 and your wife is 29? its a bit old dont you think?

 

[Arsalan]

ah yes now i remember you were saying your getting married in late jan, i think you said 29th?

few things:

it is now illegal to smile/laugh whilst on the computer/phone

you wife must know you phone password otherwise she'll think your upto no good

going out with your friends is now a big no no. unless you want her tagging along to spoil the fun.

you either giver her a car or she will want yours and give it make in many pieces.

theres more but dont worry those are the basics to survive.

didn't you say your 30 and your wife is 29? its a bit old dont you think?

Well thanks for the "rules". This is what i have been told by many friends now. Lets see!!
Ah and you are close, got married on 27th January.

@Arsalan Many Congratulations mate ; Welcome to the club

Thanks man!

 

[Mughal-Prince]

You mean you also got slaughtered what the hell is going on so many young handsome boys getting slaughtered when will this brutality come to an end.

Baita tumhara number bhi lugnay wala hai . Dhaar taiz ker lo

 

[Tps43]

Congrats Arsalan bhai

@tps77 ab to sharam Kr lo




Haa'n yaar hamara b dil krta hain k HM b jb bahir sy looor looor phr k ay to koi naram garam andaaz m hmy b kahay k


khana thanda ho gea hain AP fresh ho jay m dobara garam Kr dayti ho

@Hell hound @Djinn @Sarge @Doordie @war&peace

Sab sa phala tou subkamnayi saram tou mujha ayi nhi

Ab main kia kah don

@Mentee ko dekha phr mujha badnaam karta hai

 

[The Eagle]

Thanks a lot bro!
I am sorry i was not able to individually invite all the friends here. Came back from Germany trip and just had one week or so to get things in order. Forum pa aan he km hua. Sorry about that. Did made a small post however mentioning the upcoming event in some thread.

Thank you again for you well wishes.

You are welcome bro... and as the usual tactic of eastern families, you came back and they tied you...hahahahahahah.... most moms did it especially when the son is on run, they never let you know what's coming next but asks you constantly to visit home or they get ready knowing the schedule... and if you deny, the usual threat..... like "will never forgive you"... hahahah... Wish you all the best and a life together ....

 

[Blue Marlin]

Well thanks for the "rules". This is what i have been told by many friends now. Lets see!!
Ah and you are close, got married on 27th January.



Thanks man!

you told me your getting married to a relative but i did not want to ask up front as it sounded quiet intrusive.

lets see in a few weeks who will wear the pants in the relationship, and who will wear skirt?

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

Only a single word with a grim smiley! You think its enough ?

Keeping in view your track record. Ma'am , you waste pages upon pages to toll Pakistanis ---- --

I am guy

 

[My-Analogous]

Well sadly I have to break the news that another great member of this forum was sacrificed in the name of tradition called Marriage and he is none other than Mr @Arsalan.

AKHIR KAB KHATAM HO GA yay Zulm

Do he have Insurance policy? He must have life time policy

 

[Khafee]

@Arsalan Congatualtions Bro. Allah tala Mubarak karay.

 

[waz]

@Arsalan what have you done, I mean congratulations bro.

 

[Verve]

@Arsalan congrats brother

My only advice to you (& others newly weds), for a peaceful life ... even when you are right and our bhabi is adamant that you are wrong, just say 'I'm sorry, I can't help it that I keep making blunders'. And continue making blunders and keep apologising instead of trying to justify when justification will not be accepted

All the best!

 

[I.R.A]

@Arsalan ....................... give it sometime and then you will seriously think why the hell nobody ever tried inventing wife repellent, it would have been the best selling product.

May ALLAH bless you and your family and make this relation an everlasting bond, with lots of blessings and happiness to follow. May you have healthy and the most cutest children. Ameen.

By the way we provide 24x7 emergency consultancy services just for married males, if you ever need us let us know, we hope you must have been impressed by our skills and ideas that we shared with you on this forum....... just remember we don't differentiate between them and the mosquitos.

@User apna bhai ab nahi raha is duniya main he is an uncle now

Why would you call someone from his grave to tell this? We celebrated this here big time, every new fool matters and counts in increasing our numbers ............... we plan to invade your world.

 

[Arsalan]

You are welcome bro... and as the usual tactic of eastern families, you came back and they tied you...hahahahahahah.... most moms did it especially when the son is on run, they never let you know what's coming next but asks you constantly to visit home or they get ready knowing the schedule... and if you deny, the usual threat..... like "will never forgive you"... hahahah... Wish you all the best and a life together ....

Lolz!!
Nahi nahi bahi, it was not a surprise attack
It was planned for a few months now and i was in Germany for just 2 weeks or so. It is just that since i was out i was not able to communicate here on the forum and thus missed a more formal invite. Did mentioned it on a few threads here and there and there are PLENTY of people here who were determined to make me run away.

you told me your getting married to a relative but i did not want to ask up front as it sounded quiet intrusive.

Heinn.... No man, why would it be intrusive?
I think i did mentioned myself that i am getting married with someone in the family

lets see in a few weeks who will wear the pants in the relationship, and who will wear skirt?

hey why are you making it sound like a warning?

It is a done deal now! It cant be reversed so i will just hope for the best.

@Arsalan Congatualtions Bro. Allah tala Mubarak karay.

Thanks a lot.

@Arsalan what have you done, I mean congratulations bro.

@Arsalan ....................... give it sometime and then you will seriously think why the hell nobody ever tried inventing wife repellent, it would have been the best selling product.

May ALLAH bless you and your family and make this relation an everlasting bond, with lots of blessings and happiness to follow. May you have healthy and the most cutest children. Ameen.

As i was saying, what is done is done.
AB TU NA DARAO YAAR SB!!

By the way we provide 24x7 emergency consultancy services just for married males, if you ever need us let us know, we hope you must have been impressed by our skills and ideas that we shared with you on this forum....... just remember we don't differentiate between them and the mosquitos.

I sincerely hope i NEVER have to take this offer but thanks anyway!
EDIT: On second though, i am going to this post in case a need arise.

@Arsalan congrats brother

My only advice to you (& others newly weds), for a peaceful life ... even when you are right and our bhabi is adamant that you are wrong, just say 'I'm sorry, I can't help it that I keep making blunders'. And continue making blunders and keep apologising instead of trying to justify when justification will not be accepted

All the best!

Yup, that is what i have been told.
Thank you.

Big congratz bro ........... Wishing you happy life.

(I thought you were in 40s )

Thank you dear.

 

[Levina]

Hey @Arsalan completely forgot about it. Congrats bro!!!
But in a way you are lucky that i missed the date. Last time i had called up one of the PDfians to wish on his wedding day, and realized that the time in part of the world he lived in was 10:30pm.
I cut the call immediately.


Wishing you a happy marriage and hoping your life together will be rich in joy and love.