Is your name Nehru by any chance ?
You sense of entitlement and "enlightened" contempt for the "underdeveloped masses" was most entertaining.
That you would claim to know what is "best for them" due to your "developed" "refined" "sensibilities" is a marvel to be adored. It was almost like reading Joe Sheares himself.
Your condescending "understanding" of "cow belt" Indians and "their Illiterate masses" was fresh out of 1947.
Your "self portrayal" of "discerning urban thinkers" was delightful. You deserve to be a pdf think tank. You have all the qualities
Be afraid, be very afraid.