One liners :)

[xebex]

"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha."


-Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw (Frmr. Chief of Staff, Indian Army)

 

[jin]

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

 

[jinxeD_girl]

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

 

[Hyde]

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

this is a very smart answer

although it is against Mens but i appreciate that

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Life is a debt , and we must all pay it back when the grim reaper comes collecting dues - AZADPAKISTAN

 

[Hammy007]

this is a very smart answer

although it is against Mens but i appreciate that

yaah i have great suspicion, whether u r gifted with cap or other stuff??

 

[Hyde]

yaah i have great suspicion, whether u r gifted with cap or other stuff??

gifted with Cap? what do you mean

 

[Hammy007]

gifted with Cap? what do you mean

cap is the stuff which is attached to the shaft

 

[jin]

yaah i have great suspicion, whether u r gifted with cap or other stuff??

What you mean hammy?

 

[Hammy007]

What you mean hammy?

mens balls shaft and cap

 

[Hyde]

mens balls shaft and cap

no idea sir what you are talking about

i think adult talk....... me little kid...... know nothing

lets come back to the topic

 

[jin]

mens balls shaft and cap

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[Choppers]

mike test 1 2 3. 1 2 3

 

[jin]

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

 

[jinxeD_girl]

mens balls shaft and cap

nice Mullah talk!