One liners :)

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Molvi sahib I was saying that to my wife, she is sitting beside me.

 

[jinxeD_girl]

Molvi sahib I was saying that to my wife, she is sitting beside me.

very modern wife indeed..

 

[mjnaushad]

Bachaoo Bachaoo...........Kaminey chor mughey....

I guess i dont need to explain teh scene.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

very modern wife indeed..

I am lucky to have a green eyed wife. love her upto infinity

 

[mjnaushad]

Lado Sabun Bananey walo ka sawal hai...............

Tariq Aziz

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

We are diamond.

-Bachelors

 

[Choppers]

Baw Bow Bow Baw Bawauuuuuuu.

-Tommy

 

[gubbi]

Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her arse!

 

[Choppers]

Bachaoo Bachaoo...........Kaminey chor mughey....

I guess i dont need to explain teh scene.

Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhor do.
Villian:Bhagwan ke liye tuje chorr denge to hum kya karenge

 

[xebex]

"I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage."

-Mahatma Gandhi

 

[xebex]

Yo Zaki bahi, whats written in that smiley???

 

[Choppers]

“A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off.”

-Swami Nithyananda

 

[xebex]

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."

 

[gubbi]

"Dear God... Protect me from your followers."

 

[mjnaushad]

Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhor do.
Villian:Bhagwan ke liye tuje chorr denge to hum kya karenge

Tum mera jism ley saktey hoo mera piyaar nahi

Villain: Mughey tumhara Piyaar nahi chahiye, nachi chahiye, nahi chahiye.