One liners :)

[DRaisinHerald]

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet

 

[DRaisinHerald]

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents... and the second half by our children.

 

[Agnostic_Indian]

supporters of self determination have a " don't talk about Poland" attitude when it comes to their country.

-Agnostic_Indian.

 

[DRaisinHerald]

There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.

 

[AHMED85]

"One of Best Weapon for winning the GWOT is to give All Human Rights to the peoples"...

 

[Solomon2]

‘One defiant ‘NO’ can break the silence of fear’.

- Malala Yusufzai

 

[DRaisinHerald]

The only time "Success" comes before "Work" is in the dictionary.

 

[DRaisinHerald]

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again."

 

[TheJewverine]

Don't steal, the gov't hates competition...

No one is a virgin, life f**ks everyone...

Say hello to my little friend...

It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum...

 

[Grindel]

Kindness is the language which a deaf can hear and a blind can see. . . Mark Twain

Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. . . .Mahtama Gandhi

 

[S.U.R.B.]

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

~Abraham Lincoln

 

[Solomon2]

"A monster does what a monster does and a mere condemnation of him is a farce."

- Nadeem F. Paracha

 

[Audio]

It's faking snowing.......

 

[Solomon2]

“Long live Soviet power, long live the Shariah!”

- 1920's Communist slogan of Central Asia, quoted in The New York Times

 

[Aleesha]

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. ~Joe Paterno