One liners :)

[fallstuff]

I refuse to talk to the wife when there is a TV at home working fine --- Al Bundy

 

[Foo_Fighter]

If your enemy is in range... So are you!

 

[Huda]

Sometimes the best way yo help someone up, is to let them fall...

 

[Tacit Wave]

We don't change Allah's message, His message changes us.

Read the Qur'an It will show u how simple life can be.

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

Alta sedent civilis vulnera dextrae [Deep are the wounds that civil strife inflicts]
(Lucan; the Roman poet)​

 

[DRaisinHerald]

The severity of the itch is inversely proportionate to the ability to reach it...

 

[RazPaK]

I drink water for what it is.

 

[DRaisinHerald]

If you don't like the news, go and make some

 

[XTREME]

"If you want to destroy any nation without war, create adultery or nudity common in the young generation." Ṣalaḥ ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub (Salahuddin Ayyubi)

 

[Hyperion]

The severity of the itch is inversely proportionate to the ability to reach it...

Super lol's for this one!

 

[DRaisinHerald]

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain (Robert Frost)

 

[DRaisinHerald]

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them how to walk and talk. The next sixteen? Spent telling them to sit down and shut up.

 

[DRaisinHerald]

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

 

[SamantK]

Test post!

 

[DRaisinHerald]

There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.